sunnieshae.bsky.social
@sunnieshae.bsky.social
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Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
my puppy has figured out that she can hide under and behind the shower curtain and sneak attack my dog. is it the funniest thing i’ve ever seen? honestly yes lmaooo
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 PM
someone in one of my avl groups just said our garbage company could “screw up a one car funeral procession” and that is my new favorite insult lmaooo
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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I’ve never really understood most push notifications. I don’t let any apps push notifications on me, except texts and the like
November 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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I bet Thanksgiving with them was a fucking riot
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
attention universe: i am not your strongest soldier, please, i’m begging, stop sending me your hardest battles (an off leash dog running up on me and my reactive dog in my own basement while i’m trying to do laundry)
November 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
this week has been batshit, my thanksgiving is going to be spent working, and i’m still a ball of stress. send help
November 27, 2024 at 2:15 PM
the internet was a mistake
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
does anyone have advice for being in an almost constant state of nausea? i thought i had finally figured/sorted it out but holy cow it is back with a vengeance
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 PM
i don’t want to meet any carolina panthers i just want to get my thanksgiving dinner and go to work
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
i love the feeling of an edible hitting and knowing it’s time for bed. i’m so insanely exhausted from the last week i can’t wait to sleep like a little corpse
November 26, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Hot single books in your area.
November 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Getting the ick from how he crops screenshots
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Big fluffy snow is the BEST snow.
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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boomers: hahaha
gen x: lol
millennials: lmao
gen z: ijbol
gen alpha (hovering 5 ft above the ground while calibrating plasma gun with an ipad): aaaaaaaa
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Not to be all “Le Wrong Generation” about it, but I would have been so good at dying of plague as a peasant in medieval times
November 22, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.
November 22, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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Every day is like the opposite of waking up from a bad dream
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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You can just go out and buy a Terry’s chocolate orange and eat it, you don’t need to be given it as a gift
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 AM