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Jez Ash
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bikes, cars and whatnot
It must be nearly time for Keir to give Jackie Weaver a call
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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I was struck, seeing this on the tube, by the contemporary resonance of Auden"s Epitaph on a Tyrant in this phase of the global projection of Trump’s sociopathic narcissism
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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It's truly difficult to think of a more pathetic picture than this in American presidential history.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This is incredible
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Jack's got a Code Brown situation

#TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Following today’s sentencing of Paul Doyle, several people have understandably queried why he was not banned from driving for life.

It’s a good question, and one I attempted to grapple with in #NothingButTheTruth in the context of repeat driving offenders.
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Absolutely loving the work of @specialized.bsky.social's marketing subcontractor here.
The copy goes *so well* with whatever the hell they've done with those wheels (front wheel cassette, anyone?)

H/T to @roadcc.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Honestly I am eating these White House renovations up. It's a perfectly formed running gag in a sitcom
Just a little more gold and it will be perfect
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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A bleak dystopia where Sharia law predominates, while economic and cultural divisions mean that the different communities live parallel, segregated lives.

Oh, wait, that’s Dubai …
Mind how you go...
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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I was looking at Reform's policy again the other day. They're proposing a £60k salary for people on ILR keeping their visa. Which means pretty much every nurse on ILR would be a risk. It's insane.
Apropos of nothing, I really do think UK journalists and politicians need some reminding that mass deportation of LEGAL immigrants, particularly those with permanent status, is far more extreme than even Trump's America and would basically place Britain completely on its own among democracies.
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I beg your very pardon
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Protest swim down the Thames over Water Bastard™️ pumping the river full of shit is abandoned after Water Bastard™️ pumps the river full of shit.
POOR RIVER QUALITY SINKS PROTEST SWIM
ELITE swimmers taking part in a relay down the River Thames to demand action on the sewage crisis were forced to abandon it in Henley due to high E. coli levels. The swimmers set off from Lechlade, Gl...
www.henleystandard.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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One of those "it's hard to be shocked in 2025, but...." stories. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Anti-Islamic US biker gang members run security at deadly Gaza aid sites
BBC identifies members of Infidels MC gang hired as armed security at US and Israel-backed aid sites.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That's a great way to grab the attention of car enthusiasts in their 40s - the new Ferrari will resurrect the "Testarossa" name.
If they could resurrect the original pricing (£62k) as well, that'd be nice.
Oh, and yeah - the original was a much better design, wasn't it?
September 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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🧀Some (very Friday in August) polling. Does your favourite cheese affect how you vote? Reform have huge leads with fans of Stilton & Cheddar, but also people who don't eat cheese at all. Labour dominates among Feta fans. Tories best result is Brie & Greens with Camembert.
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY ARGEHHGAGEHRHGAGQHAGGHFUCKINGSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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What a speed today in the 🇫🇷#TDF2025 😱

Second fastest stage in Tour de France history!
July 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Tory strategy meeting, working out how they can get the electorate's attention and deciding the answer is "racism"
This really is not getting the attention it should. The Tories' latest proposal is to exclude *any household that includes any foreign national from any benefit*.

And when asked about it, they keep citing small boat crossings - a minute fraction of migration - to justify it. ~AA
July 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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It's completely insane. If introduced you'd have large numbers of families rendered destitute and local authorities would have to support them with no money available to do so.
This really is not getting the attention it should. The Tories' latest proposal is to exclude *any household that includes any foreign national from any benefit*.

And when asked about it, they keep citing small boat crossings - a minute fraction of migration - to justify it. ~AA
July 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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Geraint Thomas is the oldest rider in the race and started his first Tour de France in 2007. No other riders in this year's race took part in any Tour de France before 2013.
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM