sveltemarvin.bsky.social
@sveltemarvin.bsky.social
University administrator just trying to keep the lights on for students and faculty
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So good
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again

Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just your trillionth example of why Harvard doesn't deserve a tenth of the academic respect it receives
It's not a particularly good school (in the sense of teaching things worth learning) and the faculty isn't doing good stuff (in the sense of not being evil)
Great work everyone
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fell for it again Hall of Fame ass
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
lmao the Giants have the worst coaching staff in history
Just unimaginably stupid people
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🚨Big news from the Statcast factory🚨

New release on Baseball Savant:

⚾Swing Path
⚾Attack Angle
⚾Ideal Attack Angle
⚾Attack Direction

It's all here: baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...

Let's 🧵 what all this is and means:
May 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Ron DeSantis's fascist goons have spent the last year trying to stomp the left out of New College. I went to hear Masha Gessen address a student-organized secret graduation to see how things were faring at my alma mater, ground zero for a right-wing campaign against colleges spreading nationwide.
Inside New College of Florida's Counter-Commencement
As Ron DeSantis and Chris Rufo plunge ahead with the school’s transformation into a right-wing clown college, the students have become the adults in the room.
www.thenation.com
May 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the IJN Golden Kirin, Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
WWII ice cream barge, able to create 10 gallons of ice cream every seven minutes to support morale

a chilling display of soft power
December 8, 2023 at 2:46 PM