nat
@swagalie.bsky.social
I would cum
My wife made me coffee this morning and winked at me when she handed me the cup.
I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.
I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I would cum
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Think da boss wants to see ya. I've added a waypoint to your map. Better not keep him waitin'...
January 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Think da boss wants to see ya. I've added a waypoint to your map. Better not keep him waitin'...
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Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped
I miss him I MISS HIMNM I MISS HIM (squid)
January 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I miss him I MISS HIMNM I MISS HIM (squid)
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“I’m different, I’m a rebel. I’m an outsider,” I say to the credulous journalist before repeating verbatim the beliefs and worldview of the president of the United States and every person with money and power in the world right now.
January 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“I’m different, I’m a rebel. I’m an outsider,” I say to the credulous journalist before repeating verbatim the beliefs and worldview of the president of the United States and every person with money and power in the world right now.
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It’s cute how men think “you will die alone with your cats” is an insult rather than an affirmation.
December 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
It’s cute how men think “you will die alone with your cats” is an insult rather than an affirmation.
Pinched her ass and ran
two cartoon cats are standing next to each other on a white background .
ALT: two cartoon cats are standing next to each other on a white background .
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December 18, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Pinched her ass and ran
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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if i had a wife i would retweet her constantly
December 17, 2024 at 10:39 PM
if i had a wife i would retweet her constantly
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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
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My gf: “my hands smell like cheese or pussy”
December 18, 2024 at 8:06 AM
My gf: “my hands smell like cheese or pussy”
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One margarita & I’m getting naked tbh
December 8, 2024 at 8:26 PM
One margarita & I’m getting naked tbh
She makes me feel like I’m worth something
December 8, 2024 at 8:42 AM
She makes me feel like I’m worth something
She’s the best thing since sliced bread
December 8, 2024 at 8:38 AM
She’s the best thing since sliced bread
I’m just a girl in the world
December 8, 2024 at 8:33 AM
I’m just a girl in the world
my hot gf: “can you get me-“
Me:
Me:
December 8, 2024 at 7:37 AM
my hot gf: “can you get me-“
Me:
Me: