Swagnes
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Swagnes
@swagnes.bsky.social
gay motherfucker, she/they
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READ HI STRANGENESS TODAY AND YOU TOO CAN STAVE ME FROM COLLECTING YOUR SOUL BEFORE THE GREAT SNAP

thank you so much for the cameo, depressed girlfail to girlfail conversations are peak shit T^T <3
New Hi Strangeness!

We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when.
Although I wasn't there.

Thank you to @inkbeanjo.bsky.social for letting me put Moni in the comic, and for the wonderful panel redraw way back in 2024 Read neo-a.the-comic.org for more Moni

hi-strangeness.com/comic/page-59/
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December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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from a left-wing party, anything less than an immediate condemnation of transphobia, and a pledge to support trans people, to fight to get back for us the rights we have lost, to fight for our fair representation in the media, and to make the reforms we have needed for decades is fucking sus
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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"Jobs don't exist anymore" is a phrase I've repeated to myself a lot. No idea what the hell most of you do all day but if someone is paying you to do it, hold on for dear life, because if it goes away it feels like it's probably not coming back. Either that or I'm just particularly unemployable.
“Stella why do you put up with x or y” what would you like me to do man. I was unemployed for 18 of the last 36 months. Jobs don’t exist anymore. We take what we can get now, warts and all.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Is it really that, time, again?

It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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boiling Pot of oil perfec t size for put frozen turkey in to c\ook! inside very Warm and Safe frozen turkey cook pfectly put frozen tukey in boiling pot of oil. no problems ever
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Became a loaf. (Stolen)
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i actually cant remember if i've reposted this on bsky specifically, but i am once again thinking of them.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"Its not a big deal"
"You can just ignore it"

Why are you paying your hard-earned money to a service you watch that gives you stuff that **no one made** that is not a big deal and youll just wind up ignoring? 🤔

Pirate the Mouse until Michael gets his act together.
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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This is a comic about Pandora
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM