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Sweet Baby Jill
@sweetbabyjill.bsky.social
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good sweetie who is nice and your friend and you like me ☧
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stefanheck.bsky.social
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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rainykoishi.bsky.social
wait sorry will smith did WHAT at the oscars????
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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jessefarrar.com
lets see...the new mario kart comes out and all of the sudden we have a big fight brewing in the white house. 🤔 methinks someone didnt like being hit by the dastardly blue shell...
June 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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dril.bsky.social
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ Canadian demiromantic people living in diaspora
☆ Russian femme tankies
☆ multisexual people who aren't out at work
☆ French multisexual butch volcels
☆ Alawite homosexual people living in diaspora
☆ poly people
May 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Chapo Trap House has a homelessness problem
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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bug-deal.bsky.social
hmm... no!!! hahahaha!
Take a minute from your day and read this chilling story about how quickly we've gotten to where we are.
April 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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fkareynolds.bsky.social
il y a une putain de Cheeto dans la Maison Blanche
April 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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slime-golem.biz
boiled hot dog
steamed bun
yellow mustard
lots of fun
February 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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almightybob.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
sweetbabyjill.bsky.social
dondal trump is gay. and fat
February 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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junlper.beer
americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you

donald trump:
February 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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shrewtape.bsky.social
We are truly living in a place and time with characteristics that distinguish it from others.
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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theonion.com
Earth Explodes
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Earth Explodes
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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limitlessjest.bsky.social
if they made a Diet Coke with 1.5x as much caffeine most -- if not all -- of the world's problems would be solved
January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
deep fried jpeg of a dolphin and a cow leaping out of the water. talk about a "what the heck" moment! let's get this thing viral
January 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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almightybob.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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nephew.bsky.social
If i brong karl marx to the present day i’d show him Digimon World: Next Order, Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth, Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth Hacker’s Memory, Digimon Survive, and the Digimon VitalHero bracelet.
January 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
don’t post anything online that you wouldn’t say anonymously to a stranger for gamified cruelty points
January 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM