Swiss James
@swissjames.bsky.social
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DRFC, Singapore, peripheral electronica
DRFC, Singapore, peripheral electronica
Just thinking about the band "Living In A Box" whose debut single, "Living In A Box" was the first track off their album "Living In A Box"
August 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just thinking about the band "Living In A Box" whose debut single, "Living In A Box" was the first track off their album "Living In A Box"
Jarvis Cocker's speech impediment on the new Pulp single is bonkers.
April 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Jarvis Cocker's speech impediment on the new Pulp single is bonkers.
One thing I will say for Trump's shenanigans, it really takes your mind of the collapse of the environment.
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One thing I will say for Trump's shenanigans, it really takes your mind of the collapse of the environment.
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
NME article about Acid House in Manchester, October 1988
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
NME article about Acid House in Manchester, October 1988
Ezra Koening when he has gone 2 bars without changing the FX on his voice
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ezra Koening when he has gone 2 bars without changing the FX on his voice
In years to come this will be known as the moment that changed jeans history
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In years to come this will be known as the moment that changed jeans history
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Cop: are you Nate?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cop: are you Nate?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
Me: aye, truth seeker, you find yourself before the bearer of that name.
Cop: uh, yeah, we’ve been getting a lot of reports about someone guarding the bridge… asking riddles… you know anything about that?
A: What line of work are you in?
B: Right now I am making prosthetic limbs for someone lost half of their body
A: Is that well paid?
B: Oh yes. I'm making an arm and a leg.
An arm and a leg.
B: Right now I am making prosthetic limbs for someone lost half of their body
A: Is that well paid?
B: Oh yes. I'm making an arm and a leg.
An arm and a leg.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A: What line of work are you in?
B: Right now I am making prosthetic limbs for someone lost half of their body
A: Is that well paid?
B: Oh yes. I'm making an arm and a leg.
An arm and a leg.
B: Right now I am making prosthetic limbs for someone lost half of their body
A: Is that well paid?
B: Oh yes. I'm making an arm and a leg.
An arm and a leg.
You can put a turkey in the child's seat of a supermarket trolley.
They can't do anything about it.
They can't do anything about it.
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You can put a turkey in the child's seat of a supermarket trolley.
They can't do anything about it.
They can't do anything about it.
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where am I supposed to put my asthma inhaler during the orgy
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
where am I supposed to put my asthma inhaler during the orgy
The hardest part about going to the gym in the morning, is not telling everyone about it all day.
(yes I realise this is me failing)
(yes I realise this is me failing)
February 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The hardest part about going to the gym in the morning, is not telling everyone about it all day.
(yes I realise this is me failing)
(yes I realise this is me failing)
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for once in my life i'd like to draw a glass of water from the sink without having various jewels and gemstones clatter out of the faucet into the glass, startling me and sending my unusual son into spasms
January 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
for once in my life i'd like to draw a glass of water from the sink without having various jewels and gemstones clatter out of the faucet into the glass, startling me and sending my unusual son into spasms
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football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much
January 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much
Feels like there is a story behind number 6…
January 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Feels like there is a story behind number 6…
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I bet I could fit my whole head in big bird’s cloaca.
January 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I bet I could fit my whole head in big bird’s cloaca.
Could you, gun to your head, name 30 colours?
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Could you, gun to your head, name 30 colours?
Karma Police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
January 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Karma Police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
You know even Limp Bizkit believed in 3 genders:
🚺Ladies
🚹Fellas
🤪The people that don't give a fuck
🚺Ladies
🚹Fellas
🤪The people that don't give a fuck
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You know even Limp Bizkit believed in 3 genders:
🚺Ladies
🚹Fellas
🤪The people that don't give a fuck
🚺Ladies
🚹Fellas
🤪The people that don't give a fuck
Roses are red
Cornflowers are blue
Cornflowers are blue
January 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Roses are red
Cornflowers are blue
Cornflowers are blue
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Comedy is tragedy plus time plus jokes
January 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Comedy is tragedy plus time plus jokes
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the first thing to do during a bear attack is to blow raspberries in it’s tummy, cause omg it’s so cute and fuzzy and that’s a good last memory to have
January 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the first thing to do during a bear attack is to blow raspberries in it’s tummy, cause omg it’s so cute and fuzzy and that’s a good last memory to have
BlueSky is a very serious place- just seen someone (3k followers) issue a press release that they won't be posting for the next few days, and someone else using they/them pronouns for a dog.
January 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
BlueSky is a very serious place- just seen someone (3k followers) issue a press release that they won't be posting for the next few days, and someone else using they/them pronouns for a dog.
I just watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm" on a middle Eastern airline, and they censored any mention of Judaism.
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January 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I just watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm" on a middle Eastern airline, and they censored any mention of Judaism.
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What if I added a bunch of starter packs, and now I want to not have done that? What then?
December 11, 2024 at 10:05 AM
What if I added a bunch of starter packs, and now I want to not have done that? What then?