Jordan Schmidt
@tallguyschmidt.bsky.social
Aching, shaking, breaking, like humans do. You may have heard me in a podcast about cartoons or 90s movies, or seen me in a niche video essay. Who knows where you'll see me next. Quite autistic, and quite chatty about it. [he/him]
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One episode of Tom & Jerry would make ~70% of the users on this website disintegrate on contact
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One episode of Tom & Jerry would make ~70% of the users on this website disintegrate on contact
The way Sage was treated by the jury solely for being herself is why I'll never apply for Survivor. I was already down on this season but this buries it further.
#Survivor49 star Sage Ahrens-Nichols felt alone, confused, and gaslit after rougher final Tribal Council than what we saw on TV: 'People did not like me.' #Survivor ew.com/survivor-49-...
Sage Ahrens-Nichols felt 'gaslit' at 'Survivor 49' after-show: 'People did not like me.'
'Survivor 49' star Sage Ahrens-Nichols felt alone, confused, and gaslit after rougher final Tribal Council than what we saw on TV: 'People did not like me.'
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December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The way Sage was treated by the jury solely for being herself is why I'll never apply for Survivor. I was already down on this season but this buries it further.
The last shot of the last film Rob Reiner directed sums up everything the man stood for: a character [played by Reiner] that has been passive and unbiased for forty years finally rises to attempt to save the life of someone who, otherwise, would no doubt be doomed. It's extremely fitting for Rob.
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The last shot of the last film Rob Reiner directed sums up everything the man stood for: a character [played by Reiner] that has been passive and unbiased for forty years finally rises to attempt to save the life of someone who, otherwise, would no doubt be doomed. It's extremely fitting for Rob.
My big takeaway from this is that somehow this guy made it to 18 without Geoff Keighley shackling him to the floor of the east river.
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My big takeaway from this is that somehow this guy made it to 18 without Geoff Keighley shackling him to the floor of the east river.
the downside to returning to dating is returning to one of my least favorite pastimes, responding to silence. the fine line between accepting that someone has other things to do and worrying that they're purposely ignoring you or have become overwhelmed has always been tricky for me.
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the downside to returning to dating is returning to one of my least favorite pastimes, responding to silence. the fine line between accepting that someone has other things to do and worrying that they're purposely ignoring you or have become overwhelmed has always been tricky for me.
y'know there was always this sneaking suspicion that kat abu was too good to be true, which is unfortunately my gut approach to progressives these days, but after learning she's in the cult of dropout i'm writing her in for president in the next general
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
y'know there was always this sneaking suspicion that kat abu was too good to be true, which is unfortunately my gut approach to progressives these days, but after learning she's in the cult of dropout i'm writing her in for president in the next general
Ethan from Survivor Africa having a card in 2025 Topps Allen & Ginter is one of the strangest cross-sections of my interests and I desperately want one now.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ethan from Survivor Africa having a card in 2025 Topps Allen & Ginter is one of the strangest cross-sections of my interests and I desperately want one now.
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Saw this on a graphic and I'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of it, I can tell
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Saw this on a graphic and I'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of it, I can tell
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I love Quentin Tarantino's movies, they're a vital part of my career and my life, and every time he does a podcast or gives in an interview it's a sharp reminder of the genuine intellectual danger of spending 30 years of your life with everyone around you treating you like a genius at all times
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love Quentin Tarantino's movies, they're a vital part of my career and my life, and every time he does a podcast or gives in an interview it's a sharp reminder of the genuine intellectual danger of spending 30 years of your life with everyone around you treating you like a genius at all times
coincidentally, 'roasted and toasted' were the unilever executives' nicknames for ben and jerry
Ben & Jerry's Roasted & Toasted (2015-2016): This Wal-Mart exclusive consisted of *dark* chocolate ice cream loaded with fudge chunks, fudge-covered roasted almonds, and a toasted marshmallow swirl.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
coincidentally, 'roasted and toasted' were the unilever executives' nicknames for ben and jerry
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
tom stoppard dying directly before the inevitable hamnet oscar campaign is an omen of some sort and i fear it won't be listened to.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
tom stoppard dying directly before the inevitable hamnet oscar campaign is an omen of some sort and i fear it won't be listened to.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
happy turkey day
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Family Fortunes Turkey episode HQ Full Round
YouTube video by GoldenTelly
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November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
happy turkey day
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turned another year older, despite my best interests. what can you do?
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30/90
YouTube video by Andrew Garfield - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
turned another year older, despite my best interests. what can you do?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
Da, and I cannot stress this enough, bearsss
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Da, and I cannot stress this enough, bearsss
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
if Paramount is doing what I think Paramount is doing, they'd best buckle up. As adamant as the Looney Tunes fans were with WBD, Parker & Stone, and their fans, will cause so much more of a shit-stir if this thing has been shelved.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if Paramount is doing what I think Paramount is doing, they'd best buckle up. As adamant as the Looney Tunes fans were with WBD, Parker & Stone, and their fans, will cause so much more of a shit-stir if this thing has been shelved.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
I love how often the Giants are wearing their late 80s/early 90s throwbacks. a shame none of their players have been healthy enough to join in this year.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love how often the Giants are wearing their late 80s/early 90s throwbacks. a shame none of their players have been healthy enough to join in this year.
for posterity's sake, if i ever do fantasy football again, my team name will 100% be 'Younghoe or the Highhoe'
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
for posterity's sake, if i ever do fantasy football again, my team name will 100% be 'Younghoe or the Highhoe'
Celebrity Traitors UK (2025): The last thing you want a Traitors season to be is predictable. This one wasn't. The last thing you want Day 1 Traitors to be, in the event of a steamroll, is unlikable. These ones weren't. People can criticize its 'too nice' tone all they want, but I had fun with this.
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Celebrity Traitors UK (2025): The last thing you want a Traitors season to be is predictable. This one wasn't. The last thing you want Day 1 Traitors to be, in the event of a steamroll, is unlikable. These ones weren't. People can criticize its 'too nice' tone all they want, but I had fun with this.