rach
@tealtigerlily.bsky.social
36 she/her 🏳️⚧️
socially awk nerd/cvnty baddie
i like mtns and snow
i lov my cat n my bike
🔞 minors dni
socially awk nerd/cvnty baddie
i like mtns and snow
i lov my cat n my bike
🔞 minors dni
whats a series of skeets? a skread?
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
whats a series of skeets? a skread?
its cuffing season and by that they mean that it is time for someone to put handcuffs on me and rail me
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
its cuffing season and by that they mean that it is time for someone to put handcuffs on me and rail me
i just bought a pourover thing and you know that episode of Futurama where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee because he gets $200 and that’s how he wants to spend it and so he’s jittering around splashing coffee everywhere the whole episode as the number of cups tick up to 100
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i just bought a pourover thing and you know that episode of Futurama where fry drinks 100 cups of coffee because he gets $200 and that’s how he wants to spend it and so he’s jittering around splashing coffee everywhere the whole episode as the number of cups tick up to 100
gorb morbling
goob moogmi
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
gorb morbling
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3 time dick slobbering contest gold medalist
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
3 time dick slobbering contest gold medalist
ive been on the fence about getting a boob job. if i post tits will yall help me decide
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
ive been on the fence about getting a boob job. if i post tits will yall help me decide
never been so happy to look like an idiot at the bus stop
forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam
😳😬🤭
forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam
😳😬🤭
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
never been so happy to look like an idiot at the bus stop
forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam
😳😬🤭
forgot i brought a few gloves in a tote- maam? your bag? you forgot your bag maam
😳😬🤭
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the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the only question a Gaston movie should answer is if anyone fucks like Gaston, anyone sucks like Gaston, plows into you like he's a truck like Gaston
reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
like, you wanna what? in my CAVE??
ive always thought the word spelunking sounded so kinky
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
like, you wanna what? in my CAVE??
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it's been so long since i've gone on a hot date, i would even take a lukewarm or room temperature one at this point
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it's been so long since i've gone on a hot date, i would even take a lukewarm or room temperature one at this point
trash head
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
trash head
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
melodically speaking, i’m jacking off
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
medically speaking, i'm jacking off
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
melodically speaking, i’m jacking off
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
*fisherman voice* oh shes a right bloomin monster hauled up from the depths all right
depression
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*fisherman voice* oh shes a right bloomin monster hauled up from the depths all right
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
Just one of the many benefits of tying my hands behind my back is that it improves my posture. don't you wanna help me improve my posture?
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just one of the many benefits of tying my hands behind my back is that it improves my posture. don't you wanna help me improve my posture?
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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they say it was getting run over by a car that killed my grandpa. but i know it was seed oils
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
they say it was getting run over by a car that killed my grandpa. but i know it was seed oils
me when i play bloodborne
Oh I’m sure it’s being well-taken care of. I just can’t unsee the head of a dog on the body of a chicken.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
me when i play bloodborne
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