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@tedted10.bsky.social
“There will be more bloodshed” = we will keep shooting you
“Unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric” = unless you let us do what we want, which is kidnapping your neighbors and shooting you.
Either way they get to shoot us.
“Unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric” = unless you let us do what we want, which is kidnapping your neighbors and shooting you.
Either way they get to shoot us.
Homan: "There will be more bloodshed unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric"
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
“There will be more bloodshed” = we will keep shooting you
“Unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric” = unless you let us do what we want, which is kidnapping your neighbors and shooting you.
Either way they get to shoot us.
“Unless we decrease the hateful rhetoric” = unless you let us do what we want, which is kidnapping your neighbors and shooting you.
Either way they get to shoot us.
Maybe they’re not using babies as shields, but instead this is important enough they decided they needed to be there, and didn’t want to leave their baby at home?
Or ... or you'll ... shoot the babies?
DHS I don't know if you were all absent on training day but you can't shoot babies even if you don't like their parents. There is nothing that can be happening with a baby that makes it ok to shoot babies.
DHS I don't know if you were all absent on training day but you can't shoot babies even if you don't like their parents. There is nothing that can be happening with a baby that makes it ok to shoot babies.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Maybe they’re not using babies as shields, but instead this is important enough they decided they needed to be there, and didn’t want to leave their baby at home?
“I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.”
- Ronald Reagan, 1986
- Ronald Reagan, 1986
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help.”
- Ronald Reagan, 1986
- Ronald Reagan, 1986
@ilhanmn.bsky.social @repangiecraig.bsky.social
Y’all gonna let her do this? Get her under oath, demand her to explicitly describe the context of Jan 6, and the context that of Renee Good’s killing.
Y’all gonna let her do this? Get her under oath, demand her to explicitly describe the context of Jan 6, and the context that of Renee Good’s killing.
Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
@ilhanmn.bsky.social @repangiecraig.bsky.social
Y’all gonna let her do this? Get her under oath, demand her to explicitly describe the context of Jan 6, and the context that of Renee Good’s killing.
Y’all gonna let her do this? Get her under oath, demand her to explicitly describe the context of Jan 6, and the context that of Renee Good’s killing.
Things getting worse is the status quo.
The hope that things can and will get better is what we live and work for. Being a doomer won’t bring about the positive change we yearn for.
The hope that things can and will get better is what we live and work for. Being a doomer won’t bring about the positive change we yearn for.
January 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Things getting worse is the status quo.
The hope that things can and will get better is what we live and work for. Being a doomer won’t bring about the positive change we yearn for.
The hope that things can and will get better is what we live and work for. Being a doomer won’t bring about the positive change we yearn for.
By “Law” they mean the ability to shoot whoever they want for whatever reason
By “Order” they mean you’re too afraid to stand up to them
By “Order” they mean you’re too afraid to stand up to them
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
By “Law” they mean the ability to shoot whoever they want for whatever reason
By “Order” they mean you’re too afraid to stand up to them
By “Order” they mean you’re too afraid to stand up to them
The FBI’s investigation into the killing of Renee Good is completed after Kash Patel uploaded the video to twitter with the caption “@Grok was this legal?”
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The FBI’s investigation into the killing of Renee Good is completed after Kash Patel uploaded the video to twitter with the caption “@Grok was this legal?”
“We Weaponize the Incompetent” should be the new tagline of ICE.
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“We Weaponize the Incompetent” should be the new tagline of ICE.
The citizenry has a right to record government officials in the execution of their duties. Renee Good was not making their job harder.
This man swore an oath to defend and uphold the constitution, and instead is using the first amendment to wipe stains off his couch.
This man swore an oath to defend and uphold the constitution, and instead is using the first amendment to wipe stains off his couch.
You can tell things are going well when the VP is tweeting through it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The citizenry has a right to record government officials in the execution of their duties. Renee Good was not making their job harder.
This man swore an oath to defend and uphold the constitution, and instead is using the first amendment to wipe stains off his couch.
This man swore an oath to defend and uphold the constitution, and instead is using the first amendment to wipe stains off his couch.
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
“Not create rhetoric that emboldens people to actually push back”
It’s amazing to hear such empowering words from our country’s leadership in a tragic moment of fuckup by our government.
It’s amazing to hear such empowering words from our country’s leadership in a tragic moment of fuckup by our government.
Sen. Katie Britt: "The left has got to top. They've got to be more responsible, and you have to stand shoulder to shoulder with the people who are here to keep us safe."
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
“Not create rhetoric that emboldens people to actually push back”
It’s amazing to hear such empowering words from our country’s leadership in a tragic moment of fuckup by our government.
It’s amazing to hear such empowering words from our country’s leadership in a tragic moment of fuckup by our government.
I want to see Grok locked up for decades because of this.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I want to see Grok locked up for decades because of this.
I think it’s a good plan, but we need to go bigger.
Instead of just Costco or Sam’s Club members, maybe everyone in a particular state… OR everyone in the country? I don’t Rand is dreaming big enough.
Instead of just Costco or Sam’s Club members, maybe everyone in a particular state… OR everyone in the country? I don’t Rand is dreaming big enough.
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think it’s a good plan, but we need to go bigger.
Instead of just Costco or Sam’s Club members, maybe everyone in a particular state… OR everyone in the country? I don’t Rand is dreaming big enough.
Instead of just Costco or Sam’s Club members, maybe everyone in a particular state… OR everyone in the country? I don’t Rand is dreaming big enough.
“She’s gone country”
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“She’s gone country”
If shaking hands is causing you bodily harm, it’s time to work on your hand shaking technique.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If shaking hands is causing you bodily harm, it’s time to work on your hand shaking technique.
I watched this video twice and saw zero eyepatches, not even a parrot. This administration doesn’t even know how to pirate correctly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I watched this video twice and saw zero eyepatches, not even a parrot. This administration doesn’t even know how to pirate correctly.
Vance would charge his neighbors interest on the borrowed sugar.
Getting the feeling JD Vance googled “how do human neighbors interact?” and landed on “borrow a cup of sugar.” What year is it??
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Vance would charge his neighbors interest on the borrowed sugar.
God forbid men have hobbies.
Florida gotta Florida supercarblondie.com/florida-man-...
Florida man arrested after building his own giant hamster wheel to try to cross the Atlantic Ocean
This man was arrested by the US Coast Guard after trying to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a giant hamster wheel he built himself
supercarblondie.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
God forbid men have hobbies.
Newsies is a great movie to get your kids hyped about labor movements.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Newsies is a great movie to get your kids hyped about labor movements.
PSA: dirty martinis are gross.
I truly don’t believe people enjoy them, I believe they ‘think’ they’re supposed to enjoy them.
I truly don’t believe people enjoy them, I believe they ‘think’ they’re supposed to enjoy them.
September 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
PSA: dirty martinis are gross.
I truly don’t believe people enjoy them, I believe they ‘think’ they’re supposed to enjoy them.
I truly don’t believe people enjoy them, I believe they ‘think’ they’re supposed to enjoy them.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Best movie soundtrack?
For me, "Boogie Nights"
You?
For me, "Boogie Nights"
You?
September 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
This just in - giving money to people who don’t have enough money helps them survive, be healthy, and be successful.
A program in Flint, MI, gave $1,500 to any/all pregnant people and $500/month for the first year of their infant’s life.
Among the benefits, those babies experienced lower rates of prematurity and low birth weight, which resulted in fewer NICU admissions, saving the city of Flint $6.2 million/year.
Among the benefits, those babies experienced lower rates of prematurity and low birth weight, which resulted in fewer NICU admissions, saving the city of Flint $6.2 million/year.
The US town that pays every pregnant woman $1,500: ‘We’re not OK with our babies being born into poverty’
Infants in Rx Kids in Flint, Michigan, saw lower rates of prematurity and other issues, saving millions in NICU visits
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This just in - giving money to people who don’t have enough money helps them survive, be healthy, and be successful.
Forgoing my normal podcast listening this morning so I can listen to metal covers of songs from KPop Demon Hunters.
Sorry @iwriteok.bsky.social
Sorry @iwriteok.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Forgoing my normal podcast listening this morning so I can listen to metal covers of songs from KPop Demon Hunters.
Sorry @iwriteok.bsky.social
Sorry @iwriteok.bsky.social
To be clear, the logo isn’t even in the top 25 reasons to not eat at Cracker Barrel.
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
To be clear, the logo isn’t even in the top 25 reasons to not eat at Cracker Barrel.
Make a movie mildly inappropriate:
The Secret Life of Walter’s Mitty
The Secret Life of Walter’s Mitty
Make a movie mildly inappropriate:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
August 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Make a movie mildly inappropriate:
The Secret Life of Walter’s Mitty
The Secret Life of Walter’s Mitty