Telfo
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@natetice.bsky.social Torbert being the ref for falcons saints has the potential for some extreme comedy
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@davidlsims.bsky.social David are you aware that Marty’s friend in Marty Supreme is the “Trae Young looks like my dad dick!” Guy?!?’ I just learned this and for some reason immediately thought of you lmao
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@thefalcoholic.bsky.social I’m generally Raheem agnostic but the frequency with which this teams comes out and looks like garbage combined with multiple bad coordinator hires is enough to get him canned IMO
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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it's always ok to turn off the falcons game
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Unbelievably stupid people
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Saving points for later. Investment paid off
What was the meaning of this
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This MF said the might be doing too much when the whole problem is that he isn’t doing enough lmao
September 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And we still take so many of the people who thought this seriously!
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"America’s entire power structure has been taken over by the very same sort of dumbasses who have been yelling at all of us on the internet for years." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...
Getting Yelled at By Dumbasses
The defining experience of fascism.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Now that's a real Atlanta Falcons-ass fumble
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.
August 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Viral videos and podcasts did not help a socialist win over a third of Staten Island. Be fucking serious lmao. Thanks to Zohran Mamdani, establishment Dems woke up to a jarring new political reality this morning: If you care about things people will vote for you.
www.garbageday.email/p/if-you-re-...
June 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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we're still in the whiteboarding stages of woke 2 so don't throw out any ideas, no matter how outlandish. i'm writing "the stockades for guys who say they don't care if someone is white, black, or purple" on there and circling it
June 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM