Noah
thatwardoo.bsky.social
Noah
@thatwardoo.bsky.social
He/him
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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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OK, I get being a responsible adult… but, every day? Every single day? That seems a bit excessive.
January 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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All I have to do is make it to summer and then I can eat a ripe peach outside in the morning with my bare feet in the grass and it’ll fix everything
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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This is a Papilio rumanzovia with gynandromorphy. A gynandromorph is an organism that contains both male and female characteristics. I am borrowing this butterfly from an entomologist to reference for a painting!
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jan 23
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
From the creators of the Lowe's lighting section, we bring you: Lowe's ceiling fan section
December 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I cried listening to an orchestra this year. Being unmasked is so hard sometimes because everything is so loud and bright, but it's also so vibrant
December 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Tried a chocolate chipless chocolate chip cookie. Best cookie I've ever tasted and I'm not exaggerating when I say that
December 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I feel like I've been seeing more hanukkah displays and items in stores this year. Love to see it!
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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me: wow this playlist is so good

the playlist:
December 6, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Let's stop calling it "acting" and call it what it is: lying.
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the fact checkers, editors, producers, writers, experts, managers, packers, customer support reps, designers, artists, agents, salespeople, executives, family members, researchers, and finance people who do things with me!
@hankgreen.bsky.social please how do you do all the things you do PLUS be on every new social media platform at the same time? Please link to where I can buy a time turner. Thank you in advance and DFTBA.
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.
November 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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I have something to write that’s hard so I read a lot of books and articles to get ready to write and anyway my garage is now organized for winter.
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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This sounds fake, but Missoula is small enough that I used to just assume I would know someone on my flight home and that they would drive me home. Last night I knew four people on the flight back from Denver and two of them offered me rides.
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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sometimes i forget to respond to a text message so i go to reply and realise its already been three weeks since i first saw it, im still in the same spot, the world has kept moving around me, time wont stop for anyone, we keep getting older and we must keep going
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Also, folks: when I post word counts, know that I have journalism training and also my brain just runs a little fast. Everyone has their own inherent writing pace. There's no "right" daily pace. Readers don't read word counts. They read stories. Write at the speed that lets you write good stories.
November 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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You see how the app doesn’t automatically refresh as you’re reading a post?

Very mindful
Very cutesy
Very demure
November 9, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I don't think I've ever tried a partnership snack like this and liked it am I the weird one
November 1, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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ol salt
October 31, 2024 at 7:58 PM