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Dad. RI -> NJ. Liberal. Red Sox fan. Record Collector. Favorite bird is the peregrine falcon.
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The Red Sox front office is going to go on Devers smear campaign the likes of which we’ve never seen before.
June 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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And now comes the part where the Red Sox organization starts putting out anonymous shit about Devers because they are shit and after all these years, still racist.
June 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Much-needed good news for the Red Sox: Garrett Crochet has agreed to a six-year, $170 million extension. The deal runs from 2026-2031 with an opt out after 2030. Jeff Passan was on it.
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me."

Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.
February 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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fixed it
February 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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It’s all theatrics and performative.

Trump creates the problem or challenge.

Trump then offers a fake fix or solution to the fake problem or challenge.

Trump sycophants then cheer him as a genius and a political leader and problem-solver for the ages.

Rinse and repeat.

Theatrics. That’s it.
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Total coincidence that the NYT, NPR, and NBC are all being forced out of the Pentagon and replaced with right-wing outlets. I’m sure those names were just picked out of a hat randomly!
NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN.
February 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Aaaand we have an alleged rapist alcoholic for Secretary of Defense.
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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We can assume Hegseth will say yes if Trump says he wants to employ the military to shoot protestors.
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Man, I’ll tell you something. If Garland refuses to release the Jack Smith report based on that OLC memo about prosecuting sitting presidents, I’ll be on the fuck Garland train with all y’all. Promise.
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Since the Patriot Ledger dubbed Boston and its sports teams "Loserville" in 2000, the four franchises have combined for 13 championships.
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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As a Red Sox fan, Judge being a Trump guy costing the Yankees Juan Soto is incredibly hilarious
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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The Senate *hates* Matt Gaetz.

This is going to be an early check on whether or not they’ll be a realistic check on Trump’s power or if they’ll just roll over and do what he wants.

But the fact that a coked up pedo was even nominated for AG is insane.
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM