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Ryan Hudson
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Visually, no one does TV like Vince Gilligan. Just absolutely stunning.
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Steelers have Chris Boswell kicking. Should have had Chris Kickwell, imo
continues to be wild that there is a running back named gainwell
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Smart by the Steelers to throw there to Calvin Wideopen
handing off to our running back, Doug Betweenthetackles
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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"He's the Eastern Conference Player of my heart"
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Visit the SR71 for good luck in 2026
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
JMU had 6 points against this Oregon team at this point, just saying
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Throwback to when they did something actually good on the Washington Monument
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I hate this so much
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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texting my boss "family vanished" and going back to sleep
May 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Will.I.Am. Pretty strange name, right?

Now remove the periods.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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[getting drinks with captain hook]

Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy

Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me

Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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me, whispering to my friend: sometimes i wish he would just leave
guy who lives in my walls: i heard that
October 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM