Johan Baumeister
the-real-jdb.bsky.social
Johan Baumeister
@the-real-jdb.bsky.social
About Me: 40-something, queer & demi-binary (he/they), pet dad, happily throupled, Minnesotan

Interests: D&D, Board Games, Video Games, Science Fiction, Climate Justice, Astronomy, Marine Biology
@newrepublic.com your site or one of its ad networks appears to be compromised.

This is deeply concerning.
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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I don’t know who might need to hear this, but, no, “evil” is not too strong a word.

Trust your gut.
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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It’s clear from the video this woman had just come to the park to play with her child. She said as much and was upset that there were masked men with guns in the park.

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino calls the woman an “activist” and Andy Ngo says the woman was using her child as a “human shield.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Thanks to the eyewitnesses of today's inept firebombing attack, the suspect was arrested around 4:30pm. Fletcher's Ice Cream is one of my faves.
Just witnessed someone trying to fireb*mb Fletcher’s Ice Cream in NE. Saw a dude acting weird next to a parked car in front of the place. I walked by, heard a smash through my earbuds, smelled gasoline/kerosine. Turned around, snapped some photos instinctively. Thankfully they suck at molot*vs.
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#NoKings Minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Happy birthday, George.
Rest well. ❤️

#BLM #MN #Minneapolis
#Nokings
George Floyd: What happened in the final moments of his life - BBC News
A timeline of events leading up to George Floyd's death has been revealed by authorities.
www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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🤦🏼‍♀️
June 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This is the spirit of Los Angeles.

This is California.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

#FreeDavidEndRaids
June 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Maybe it's because they know that the photo of them standing next to Dear Leader while tanks parade by isn't a good look and in fact will destroy their careers when a free and fair election happens again?
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Truly an idiotic self-own to drive away US-trained talent.
I just got the official email from the NSF about the drastic cuts and I think the correct translation is "if you are a young researcher who still wants to do science strongly consider leaving the United States if you can." which, really, is not an ideal message to be sending.
May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Two U.S. science societies, @agu.org and @ametsoc.org, announced today that they aim to publish the originally planned work of dismissed #NCA6 authors. With slashed funds and staff and no authors, the Congressionally mandated federal report is in limbo.

@nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/c...
Two Scientific Groups Say They’ll Keep Working on U.S. Climate Assessment
The organizations said they planned to publish the assessment even after the Trump administration’s decision to dismiss all authors on the project.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Stealing this from a friend, but this is so true! Worked my tail off for my pilot and mechanic FAA certifications.
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Minnesota is a huge state, yet people are going to be pissed because the storm missed their relatively tiny part of it and call it a fail by meteorologists. 🤦 #mnwx
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Credit where it's due: it is helpful that a thoroughly corporate mainstream media outlet is able to draw the line from "Musk is spreading bullshit about fraud in Social Security" to "Trump and Musk are coming for your Social Security and this is them laying the groundwork"
Trump and Musk set their sights on Social Security by spreading rumors | CNN Politics
Before President Donald Trump started mass layoffs of federal workers, he demonized them, arguing, despite evidence to the contrary, that most of them never went into the office.
www.cnn.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Article III, Section 2 would like a word.
Trump official announces that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that only the president can speak for “what the law is”

(This is not how the Constitution works)
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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The secret to MY happy marriage:

1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them

2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about

3. Be present for your spouse

4. Apologize when you do stupid things

5. Make them laugh when you can
What’s the secret to a happy marriage?
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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United we stand, divided we fall
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 AM
If we abandon our values, wtf are we fighting for?

We're not to the point where we need to lie in order to survive, and that's about the only ✳️ I can see here.
Fucking. Embarassing.
November 22, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Pete Hegseth is the sort of guy who you'd expect to get a dishonorable discharge for taking a prospective 4th wife out on a date and charging it to the unit's expense account. Not SecDef material. Not the #familyvalues man he purports to be. (source: www.apmreports.org/story/2018/0...)
Words and deeds out of alignment for potential Cabinet appointment and Fox News personality
Pete Hegseth, a decorated Army veteran thought to be considered to run Veteran's Affairs, portrays himself as a defender of traditional family values despite extramarital affairs with co-workers and d...
www.apmreports.org
November 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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nobody at the level of power we say we're aiming to contest - who could launch an ICBM, capital strike, or planetary scale disinformation campaign - is worried about the fine details of our lil critiques, or precisely what kind of socialist/anarchist/anti-imperialist is frowning at them. be serious.
November 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM