The_Witch
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The_Witch
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I probably *won't* cast a spell on you
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big issue with your premise is that the books were never good
February 21, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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if gorbachev did this to pizza hut, the world would be a very different place today
Wake up babe, new People's McDonald's just dropped
February 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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a not insignificant portion of the us population sincerely believes that if you create the right conditions of oppression in israel, you can trigger a jesus cutscene
August 7, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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there's a lot of songs where like they almost describe a feeling i'm familiar with and then things take like a romantic/possessive turn and i can't relate anymore
January 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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aroace rizz exists, the allos are just never gonna see it
February 5, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Nice has the same latitude as Toronto.
The Upper West Side is further east than the Lower East Side
February 1, 2024 at 4:06 AM
1. 49ers
2. Microsoft Allegiance (free on steam, but the community is *ass*)
3. WW2
4. Frank Zappa
5. US History
What are five topics you can talk about for 30 min without prep?

1. Knightly orders
2. 3.X DnD/Pathfinder
3. History of video games
4. Creative writing craft
5. Existentialism
1. Dinosaurs
2: Human sacrifice
3. Film censorship
4. The Sopranos
5. The Black Plague
January 31, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The most alarming part for me is that those who say "yes" will vote for biden in 2024.
January 25, 2024 at 4:44 PM
"why are you depressed" idk I keep finding out every few months that an even larger proportion of the goods society tells me I need to have are made with literal slave labor
January 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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"gamergate was the start of the reactionary takeover of the GOP" -- false, doesn't consider linearity of time, lame

"gamergate was an important training ground for a particular type of reactionary online coordination and harassment that was thereafter exploited by the GOP" -- true, cool, smart
Seeing actual full grown adults talk about a bunch of (very bad and nasty) youtuber bullshit in the 2010s as the starting point of the more openly rightward lurch of the GOP is genuinely embarrassing.

You could even point to the tea party to be less wrong.
January 3, 2024 at 1:59 PM
what we *really* learned is that even opening up a conversation with you is going to make things combative for absolutely no reason.

So congrats on that one I guess.
January 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
The military portion of Vicky 3 is so bad that whenever a war pops up I try to give in immediately if I can and if I can't then I just quit the run.

It's so bad I refuse to engage with it.
December 28, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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Here. Read this and tell me if I sounded sleep deprived yesterday afternoon.

themessenger.com/sports/nfl-p...
NFL Power Rankings Poll Week 16: Are the Panthers Still the NFL's Worst Team?
With a second win Carolina is charging toward 31st place, while it's the 49ers and a jumble of runners-up at the top of the league
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December 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
so on my vicky 3 run I finally got an anarchist so I could get multiculturalism, the HARDEST law to pass I swear to god. But also... Command Economy is hilariously broken.

I was getting $4m income from buildings alone
December 19, 2023 at 7:27 AM
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Week 15 Game Changing Plays!

Joe Flacco and the Browns do it again, Jake Browning might be an actual thing, and the AFC South race is a mess as we entire the final stretch of the season.

playsheet.playoffpredictors.com/2023/12/18/n...
Week 15 Game Changing Plays: Browns Continue To Create Miracles - PlaySheet
The Browns, once again, pull off a fantastic comeback, this time behind the fourth-quarter heroics of Joe Flacco. Also: fine, Jake Browning is a thing, the AFC South race being wide open is a thing, a...
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December 18, 2023 at 12:22 PM
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NFL Walkthrough @themessenger.com !

➡️Buffalo Bills could be the TNOWTFITP
➡️Aaron Rodgers and The Lamest Story Ever Told
➡️Italian-American Stereotypes!

and much more.

themessenger.com/sports/nfl-w...
The Bills Finally Become the Team No One Wants to Face
Plus, Jaguars stumble again, the Jets probably avoid an Aaron Rodgers return, the Bucs and Rams show their staying power, and much more from Week 15!
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December 18, 2023 at 11:53 AM
I love this
"Ooohhh, I chipped a nail."
December 16, 2023 at 7:17 AM
oh that's a mood
there's this girl in my mirror sometimes, i wish she'd show up more often, she's pretty
December 16, 2023 at 7:16 AM
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chubby stoner lesbians are america's most precious resource and must be protected at all costs
December 16, 2023 at 4:47 AM
The way this society views sex (And thus, by extension, sex work) is so out there it blows my mind.

Violence is preferable to sex, and they show it every time.
You can say Substack should host Nazis, but don't pretend there's some "free speech" principle to it. Substack has a strict ban on pornography. Welcoming Nazis while banning sex workers isn't a principled stand, it's a choice, an expression that you like the former and dislike the latter.
December 15, 2023 at 3:44 PM
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It’s time to amend the 13th Amendment and abolish the private prison system, they’re not even hiding slavery at this point
December 14, 2023 at 12:31 PM
I would genuinely love if my DL could come soon so I could go buy some *bleep bleeping* weed.
December 14, 2023 at 2:18 AM