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The fine would be an Erdmännchentiergartenexpertentrinkglasangriffgeldstrafe.
Erdmännchen: what a sweet word!
Erdmännchen: what a sweet word!
a close up of a brown surface with a lot of small stones on it .
ALT: a close up of a brown surface with a lot of small stones on it .
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December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The fine would be an Erdmännchentiergartenexpertentrinkglasangriffgeldstrafe.
Erdmännchen: what a sweet word!
Erdmännchen: what a sweet word!
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Because you’re a cunt.
March 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Because you’re a cunt.
Not much time left. Please nominate. Such a good cause. Holly brings so much love and care and fun to so many cats and all those who follow them and her on social media
Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
www.petplan.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not much time left. Please nominate. Such a good cause. Holly brings so much love and care and fun to so many cats and all those who follow them and her on social media
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Merry Crisis! My new Christmas special is here and you’ll want to sing along. 🎄🔥😅
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Merry Crisis! My new Christmas special is here and you’ll want to sing along. 🎄🔥😅
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Now all I need is the final one in the series, Close To Your Garden But Not Technically In It (Due To The Restraining Order).
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Now all I need is the final one in the series, Close To Your Garden But Not Technically In It (Due To The Restraining Order).
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The Russian Federation should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Russian Federation should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people.
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
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Finally someone says it.
Daisy Cooper, "In 2017 there was not a single asylum seeker that arrived on a boat"
"Today we have 46,000 a year"
"And do you know why?"
"Brexit"
"Pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage"
*audience erupts in applause" #BBCQT
"Today we have 46,000 a year"
"And do you know why?"
"Brexit"
"Pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage"
*audience erupts in applause" #BBCQT
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Finally someone says it.
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He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
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Here is a godawful joke in chart form to ruin your Christmas season 🤪🎄
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Here is a godawful joke in chart form to ruin your Christmas season 🤪🎄
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🚨BREAKING: Republicans on the House Oversight Committee advanced a blatantly unconstitutional bill Tuesday to exclude noncitizens from the decennial census counts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
GOP Advances Bill Limiting Census Counts For Congressional Seats to Citizens
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
🚨BREAKING: Republicans on the House Oversight Committee advanced a blatantly unconstitutional bill Tuesday to exclude noncitizens from the decennial census counts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Sorry, but you really are a very, very odd country.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sorry, but you really are a very, very odd country.
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Remember:
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Remember:
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
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Today the news will be about the government's proposals for juries.
Please read this thread so as to be informed about the actual practical problems in the criminal justice system - problems which will not be solved by this misconceived and illiberal tinkering.
Please read this thread so as to be informed about the actual practical problems in the criminal justice system - problems which will not be solved by this misconceived and illiberal tinkering.
Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Today the news will be about the government's proposals for juries.
Please read this thread so as to be informed about the actual practical problems in the criminal justice system - problems which will not be solved by this misconceived and illiberal tinkering.
Please read this thread so as to be informed about the actual practical problems in the criminal justice system - problems which will not be solved by this misconceived and illiberal tinkering.
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Magic Grandpa is choosing a name for his new hobby.
Our Party?
Your Party?
Popular Alliance Party?
For The Many Party?
Shocked that Party McPartyFace isn't in contention tbh.
Our Party?
Your Party?
Popular Alliance Party?
For The Many Party?
Shocked that Party McPartyFace isn't in contention tbh.
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Magic Grandpa is choosing a name for his new hobby.
Our Party?
Your Party?
Popular Alliance Party?
For The Many Party?
Shocked that Party McPartyFace isn't in contention tbh.
Our Party?
Your Party?
Popular Alliance Party?
For The Many Party?
Shocked that Party McPartyFace isn't in contention tbh.
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It's been two thousand years.
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's been two thousand years.
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
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A public enquiry into Russian interference in our politics.
It should be headed up by @carolecadwalla
We should demand that happens and make sure she is paid a shed load of money to make up for her shoddy treatment over the last ten years.
It should be headed up by @carolecadwalla
We should demand that happens and make sure she is paid a shed load of money to make up for her shoddy treatment over the last ten years.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A public enquiry into Russian interference in our politics.
It should be headed up by @carolecadwalla
We should demand that happens and make sure she is paid a shed load of money to make up for her shoddy treatment over the last ten years.
It should be headed up by @carolecadwalla
We should demand that happens and make sure she is paid a shed load of money to make up for her shoddy treatment over the last ten years.
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Why does Gary Lineker get fired for something he said on Social Media.
But Amol Rajan just has to 'apologise' for something he said on air?
But Amol Rajan just has to 'apologise' for something he said on air?
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why does Gary Lineker get fired for something he said on Social Media.
But Amol Rajan just has to 'apologise' for something he said on air?
But Amol Rajan just has to 'apologise' for something he said on air?
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"What I'm really aiming at is to become one with the song. It's not acting. In acting, aren't you conscious of being separate from whet you're doing?" — Marianne Faithfull
Watching Jane Pollard & Iain Forsyth's forthcoming Marianne Faithfull doc, Broken English and I love that they choose this as the first track to represent early Marianne. It's such a perfect cover. Donovan is the observer but MP is completely inside the song. youtu.be/3fp0wo3qA1c?...
Marianne Faithfull - Sunny Goodge Street
YouTube video by I♥MarianneFaithfull
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"What I'm really aiming at is to become one with the song. It's not acting. In acting, aren't you conscious of being separate from whet you're doing?" — Marianne Faithfull
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the same applies here. it doesn't matter how well you have designed your system, it doesn't matter how carefully-written your constitution is, how many layers of checks and balances you put in: if the executive just ignores all of that, the only thing that will stop them is stopping them
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the same applies here. it doesn't matter how well you have designed your system, it doesn't matter how carefully-written your constitution is, how many layers of checks and balances you put in: if the executive just ignores all of that, the only thing that will stop them is stopping them
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so I've just seen this ad for a new, jokey package for Overleaf (a free-licence LaTeX editor), which adds a coffee stain to your scientific document, sparing you the need to add it "manually," and it reminded me of a shower thought a while back:
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
so I've just seen this ad for a new, jokey package for Overleaf (a free-licence LaTeX editor), which adds a coffee stain to your scientific document, sparing you the need to add it "manually," and it reminded me of a shower thought a while back:
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I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I find it far easier to believe that Nigel Farage was a schoolboy racist than that he was ever actually a child.
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Guess who came to meet the cats today?!
@realbaddiel.bsky.social! Think he was quite tempted to take Squiggle home 😅❤️
Cat Man, on your screens in January! 📺
@realbaddiel.bsky.social! Think he was quite tempted to take Squiggle home 😅❤️
Cat Man, on your screens in January! 📺
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Guess who came to meet the cats today?!
@realbaddiel.bsky.social! Think he was quite tempted to take Squiggle home 😅❤️
Cat Man, on your screens in January! 📺
@realbaddiel.bsky.social! Think he was quite tempted to take Squiggle home 😅❤️
Cat Man, on your screens in January! 📺