The Plot MacGuffin
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The townsfolk in Beauty and the Beast during that opening number:
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The townsfolk in Beauty and the Beast during that opening number:
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Absolutely love this Behind the music clip
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Absolutely love this Behind the music clip
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PALPATINE: Do you remember that big ass parade where that frog guy was holding a large orb
VADER: No
VADER: No
May 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
PALPATINE: Do you remember that big ass parade where that frog guy was holding a large orb
VADER: No
VADER: No
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Jessica Rabbit is superior to Holli Would in many ways but the most superior way is that Jessica revels in being a toon so much that she fucks the #1 cartoon rabbit guy, meanwhile Holli is so desperate to deny herself that she sleeps with a guy convicted of murdering his wife.
April 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Jessica Rabbit is superior to Holli Would in many ways but the most superior way is that Jessica revels in being a toon so much that she fucks the #1 cartoon rabbit guy, meanwhile Holli is so desperate to deny herself that she sleeps with a guy convicted of murdering his wife.
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Bluesky when Adobe shows up
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bluesky when Adobe shows up
One of the changes George Lucas made in the Star Wars Special Editions was removing Vader's eyebrows at the end of ROTJ. That just feels like a dick move. That was the only hair he was able to grow in 23 years, and you just HAD TO TAKE THAT AWAY TOO, DIDN'T YOU GEORGE? HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?
March 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One of the changes George Lucas made in the Star Wars Special Editions was removing Vader's eyebrows at the end of ROTJ. That just feels like a dick move. That was the only hair he was able to grow in 23 years, and you just HAD TO TAKE THAT AWAY TOO, DIDN'T YOU GEORGE? HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?
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hate when people complain about bluesky being too boring without fighting and bullshit. like, my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
March 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hate when people complain about bluesky being too boring without fighting and bullshit. like, my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
March 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
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we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
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Shrek 5 Shrek redesign
February 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Shrek 5 Shrek redesign
This is the plot of Splatoon.
Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is the plot of Splatoon.
Sometimes the search for lost media brings us manmade horrors beyond comprehension...
🚨BREAKING🚨: A news interview featuring a dance number from the long-lost Aardman-produced Wallace and Gromit stage play "Alive on Stage in a Grand Night Out" has been FOUND by YouTube user Online Outlet UK!
Here's the full video: youtu.be/seJFJVFqPko?...
Here's the full video: youtu.be/seJFJVFqPko?...
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes the search for lost media brings us manmade horrors beyond comprehension...
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The Swtich 2's design is the Deep Space Nine uniform compared to the original Switch's TNG uniform. No I will not explain further
January 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Swtich 2's design is the Deep Space Nine uniform compared to the original Switch's TNG uniform. No I will not explain further
Been showing my friends Doctor Who recently, and it's so fun to listen to them speculate about future episodes and where the show is going, all the while knowing that they are completely wrong.
January 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Been showing my friends Doctor Who recently, and it's so fun to listen to them speculate about future episodes and where the show is going, all the while knowing that they are completely wrong.
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh.
January 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh.
I've been putting more into increasing my DVD and Blu Ray collection, because I just do not trust the major corporations anymore when it comes to keeping my favorite shows and movies on streaming. Plus, I just like physical box sets more. More personality is always better.
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I've been putting more into increasing my DVD and Blu Ray collection, because I just do not trust the major corporations anymore when it comes to keeping my favorite shows and movies on streaming. Plus, I just like physical box sets more. More personality is always better.
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Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!
a man in a blue suit and bow tie is standing in front of a door .
ALT: a man in a blue suit and bow tie is standing in front of a door .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!
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happy middle of the night. time for me to post garbage
December 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
happy middle of the night. time for me to post garbage
It's nice to want.
#KravenTheHunter director J.C. Chandor says that if the film is successful, he wants to conclude the story with an adaptation of 'Kraven's Last Hunt'
(via Collider)
(via Collider)
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It's nice to want.
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
So, Elphaba continued her relationship with Fiyero after he got turned into the Scarecrow, yeah?
What do you think their sex was like?
I can only guess it was like a game of "find the needle in the haystack".
What do you think their sex was like?
I can only guess it was like a game of "find the needle in the haystack".
November 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
So, Elphaba continued her relationship with Fiyero after he got turned into the Scarecrow, yeah?
What do you think their sex was like?
I can only guess it was like a game of "find the needle in the haystack".
What do you think their sex was like?
I can only guess it was like a game of "find the needle in the haystack".
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evil utada hikaru singing complicated and dirty
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
evil utada hikaru singing complicated and dirty
*sigh* How am I supposed to get on with the rest of my day now?
NEW: Monsters, Inc. land will replace Muppets Courtyard and Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney's Hollywood Studios. To make way for monsters, the Muppets will take over Rock 'n Roller Coaster and "team up with music's biggest starts for a rockin' music festival."
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
*sigh* How am I supposed to get on with the rest of my day now?