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thecoolestryker.bsky.social
Mathsex Jorkular
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mikebithell.bsky.social
The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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madamenostalgic.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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ygorganization.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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evalees.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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therealbrent.bsky.social
Very cool!
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
Think Naughty Dog should [redacted]
jasonschreier.bsky.social Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 5d
NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime for ‘Intergalactic’
The Sony-owned gamemakers have been racing to hit a December deadline
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
I will not be buying Divinity: Original Sin 3 or any other games from Larian until they walk back this AI shit. Sucks, they have a lot of talented people there and BG3 is amazing, but the way they’re acting and the use of it in any way is unforgivable.
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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commandersterling.bsky.social
Fuck YouTube. I would rather my videos stay removed than edit them to cut out the word gambling. For years, my work was about how loot boxes were gambling, and I used the word because companies didn’t want the word used.

I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.

Fuck. YouTube.
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
A lot of people are using Gang of Dragon to shit on Yakuza and RGG meanwhile I feel like this
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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woob.zone
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
That one fuckass Hogwarts Legacy ctrl+alt+del comic except it's all fucked up and edited like: A boy makes a cautious approach, and a man lopes and gallops to grasp the pedestal'd game they so covet, "Hogwarts Legacy" Boy: "harry game" Man: "HARRY GAME. OOOOOOO !" BUT THEN they stop as the man realizes "fuck... That's Trap ." The boy pathetically sputters "it's harry game about wizard harry...." But no, the man says.... We pull back the camera: above the pedestal, attached to the game by an illogical rope doohickey, is a massive truncated pyramid, with the face of J K Rowling visibly plastered of each of its steep and menacing surfaces. Surely it bears enough weight to destroy them both. The man identifies the threat, "Rowling Cube"
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
This means that Murdoc hitting 2-D with a car was an example of queer on queer violence. Sad 😔
ladyemily.nebula.tv Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11d
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
Albarn: That's the lovely thing about Gorillaz - it's still committed to everything existing in its own world. It's why l put that sound on my voice to separate me from [cartoon lead singer] 2-D. He…. Well, I actually don't think he's much of a he, he's more of a 'they', isn't he? Hewlett: They're definitely more at home in that [non-binary] world. They're a sweetheart, they're open and accepting new information. Albarn: Exactly, it's such a nice place to sing from.
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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junlper.beer
i saw the new epstein photo release and remembered the president is one of the most prominent pedophiles in the world and nothing will be done about that, oh well
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
Possibly unpopular opinion but I think this new season of Fionna and Cake is a lot better than the first season
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
Someone on twitter writes: "You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it." There's a screenshot of a Zillow listing showing a rundown 8 bedroom, 1 bathroom home for $95,000.
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
Thank GOD, I was really worried that they were gonna drag this show out to like 10 seasons
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16d
The Boys - Final Season Teaser Trailer | Prime Video (April 8) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0l...
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
just purchased my limited edition Avatar: Fire and Ash catheter so i don't have to get up to pee during the movie 🤩 it's designed to look like a Na'vi braid but it goes up my penis
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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mbtyugioh.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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wayneradio.tv
Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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freoncat.bsky.social
Harrod's Favorite
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
thecoolestryker.bsky.social
“Frozen peppermint hit chocolate” it’s a fucking peppermint mocha frap you stupid fucks
wishtv.com WISH-TV @wishtv.com · Nov 17
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
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November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Nov 13
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
Matt Gaetz, wearing a paisley tie and black suit jacket. A headline reads: "In Matt Gaetz Scandal, A 17-year-Old Was Left Vulnerable to Exploitation." Photo by Kenny Holston/New York Times
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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sbworkersunited.org
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM