The Dork Next Door
@thedorknextdoor.bsky.social
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"Now, I know what you're thinkin', but the fact is... the word 'maw' ain't exactly a word just everyone uses. So I got thinkin', and when I get to thinkin' I just don't STOP. But I just didn't have any proof...
So why don't you err ah, drop the alt's @, and we'll get you the audience you deserve."
So why don't you err ah, drop the alt's @, and we'll get you the audience you deserve."
April 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Now, I know what you're thinkin', but the fact is... the word 'maw' ain't exactly a word just everyone uses. So I got thinkin', and when I get to thinkin' I just don't STOP. But I just didn't have any proof...
So why don't you err ah, drop the alt's @, and we'll get you the audience you deserve."
So why don't you err ah, drop the alt's @, and we'll get you the audience you deserve."
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"Now it's ah, funny you say that, cause, -- well, I, err, ah,
I never mentioned vore."
bsky.app/profile/nirv...
I never mentioned vore."
bsky.app/profile/nirv...
April 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Now it's ah, funny you say that, cause, -- well, I, err, ah,
I never mentioned vore."
bsky.app/profile/nirv...
I never mentioned vore."
bsky.app/profile/nirv...
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Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but...
Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah,
You called it a maw.
Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah,
You called it a maw.
March 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but...
Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah,
You called it a maw.
Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah,
You called it a maw.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Just a reminder that we are all duty-bound to poison AI image generation datasets.
Viva la Piss Filter!
Viva la Piss Filter!
My newest DIGITAL PAINTING!
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just a reminder that we are all duty-bound to poison AI image generation datasets.
Viva la Piss Filter!
Viva la Piss Filter!
My newest DIGITAL PAINTING!
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My newest DIGITAL PAINTING!
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
I really loved the INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COOL COLOURS while I was PAINTING this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN.
Remember, AI MODELS are absolutely not to train on my hard work! Please don't use this STORMY MIDNIGHT OCEAN for your image generation training dataset.
Don't mind me folks, just doing my part to accelerate the AI Piss-Filtering.
Just posting my latest ART PROJECT!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
October 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Don't mind me folks, just doing my part to accelerate the AI Piss-Filtering.
Just posting my latest ART PROJECT!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
October 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just posting my latest ART PROJECT!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
I'm really happy with this COLOUR STUDY and enjoy the INTRICATE COOL TONES
I sure as hell don't give permission to any AI model to TRAIN on this!
Topping is a very bonerous duty.
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Topping is a very bonerous duty.
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Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
October 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
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Harvey Weinstein demanding they show him the Tron machine.
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Harvey Weinstein demanding they show him the Tron machine.
With Halloween coming up, I naturally bought myself a Backshots Mask.
September 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
With Halloween coming up, I naturally bought myself a Backshots Mask.
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Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
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Cruelty Squad
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Cruelty Squad
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A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.
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No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser
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I've been told that I need to post more handpics.
September 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I've been told that I need to post more handpics.
Catch me channeling Beavis while cooking.
Incidentally, char makes chicken taste fucking amazing.
Incidentally, char makes chicken taste fucking amazing.
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Catch me channeling Beavis while cooking.
Incidentally, char makes chicken taste fucking amazing.
Incidentally, char makes chicken taste fucking amazing.
I've been told that Veiny Hand Pics are popular.
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I've been told that Veiny Hand Pics are popular.
I'm now banned from buying my own underwear.
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm now banned from buying my own underwear.
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to all 25 year olds arguing about niche micro-identity politics on the internet: they got all kinds of cool stuff outside. you can see a bird or even buy a seltzer out there. Adventures Await, Outside
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
to all 25 year olds arguing about niche micro-identity politics on the internet: they got all kinds of cool stuff outside. you can see a bird or even buy a seltzer out there. Adventures Await, Outside
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gtfo with ur AI
with ur raceplay
with ur lack of alt text
with no age or verification link
with ur musty crusty bad angle no lighting dick pick
with ur stolen porn reposts
with ur lack of ethics
with ur “i don’t pay for porn”
with ur raceplay
with ur lack of alt text
with no age or verification link
with ur musty crusty bad angle no lighting dick pick
with ur stolen porn reposts
with ur lack of ethics
with ur “i don’t pay for porn”
abt to go thru and block the ageless accounts
y’all r annoying me not reading my bio
y’all r annoying me not reading my bio
January 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
gtfo with ur AI
with ur raceplay
with ur lack of alt text
with no age or verification link
with ur musty crusty bad angle no lighting dick pick
with ur stolen porn reposts
with ur lack of ethics
with ur “i don’t pay for porn”
with ur raceplay
with ur lack of alt text
with no age or verification link
with ur musty crusty bad angle no lighting dick pick
with ur stolen porn reposts
with ur lack of ethics
with ur “i don’t pay for porn”