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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
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This went live last night - a big PDF bundle of the books I've written at Image. Includes The Wicked + the Divine, DIE, Phonogram, Ludocrats, the first Power Fantasy, We called them giants, etc. Basically, this is the stuff I got into comics to do, and a great chance to grab it.
Humble Comic Bundle: Roll for Initiative with Kieron Gillen by Image Comics
Dive into one of comics’ most creative minds with our Kieron Gillen bundle, featuring The Wicked + The Divine, and more! Pay what you want and support BINC!
www.humblebundle.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This went live last night - a big PDF bundle of the books I've written at Image. Includes The Wicked + the Divine, DIE, Phonogram, Ludocrats, the first Power Fantasy, We called them giants, etc. Basically, this is the stuff I got into comics to do, and a great chance to grab it.
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ONLY migrants though, no one else is to study English because it's a rip off and a waste of time, am I getting this right.
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
ONLY migrants though, no one else is to study English because it's a rip off and a waste of time, am I getting this right.
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October 20th is the order cut off for DIE: LOADED, sequel to the three-time Hugo-nominated DIE. I've pulled together a short primer it with all the info you need on it - what it is, previews, full cover details (check out our sketch variant!) and more. Go nose! Join our party. It's an experience.
DIE: Loaded
The sequel to the three-times Hugo-nominated, award winning dark fantasy comic, DIE.
bindings.app
October 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
October 20th is the order cut off for DIE: LOADED, sequel to the three-time Hugo-nominated DIE. I've pulled together a short primer it with all the info you need on it - what it is, previews, full cover details (check out our sketch variant!) and more. Go nose! Join our party. It's an experience.
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Larry Ellison:
—Second‑richest man on Earth
—Gave $16.6 million to Friends of the IDF
—Hosted Netanyahu on his private island
—Trump plan makes him co-own TikTok
—Son, David, just spent $150 million to buy The Free Press & make Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS
—Wants Warner Bros (CNN, HBO)
—Second‑richest man on Earth
—Gave $16.6 million to Friends of the IDF
—Hosted Netanyahu on his private island
—Trump plan makes him co-own TikTok
—Son, David, just spent $150 million to buy The Free Press & make Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS
—Wants Warner Bros (CNN, HBO)
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Larry Ellison:
—Second‑richest man on Earth
—Gave $16.6 million to Friends of the IDF
—Hosted Netanyahu on his private island
—Trump plan makes him co-own TikTok
—Son, David, just spent $150 million to buy The Free Press & make Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS
—Wants Warner Bros (CNN, HBO)
—Second‑richest man on Earth
—Gave $16.6 million to Friends of the IDF
—Hosted Netanyahu on his private island
—Trump plan makes him co-own TikTok
—Son, David, just spent $150 million to buy The Free Press & make Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS
—Wants Warner Bros (CNN, HBO)
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Now what's she's done there is confuse freedom with toasted sandwich maker hasn't she ?!
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Now what's she's done there is confuse freedom with toasted sandwich maker hasn't she ?!
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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We now live in a world where KnowYourMeme.com has become our culture's Rosetta Stone
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We now live in a world where KnowYourMeme.com has become our culture's Rosetta Stone
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The DIE RPG community licence has just gone up on RRD's site, so folks can make and publish their own DIE stuff. Have fun! #ttrpg #dierpg
rowanrookanddecard.com/rrd-communit...
rowanrookanddecard.com/rrd-communit...
August 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The DIE RPG community licence has just gone up on RRD's site, so folks can make and publish their own DIE stuff. Have fun! #ttrpg #dierpg
rowanrookanddecard.com/rrd-communit...
rowanrookanddecard.com/rrd-communit...
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Sometimes, I long for him
July 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Sometimes, I long for him
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Also as an addition; sign this petition ASAP if you're someone in the UK.
Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.
Contact your MPs about the bill too.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.
Contact your MPs about the bill too.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Also as an addition; sign this petition ASAP if you're someone in the UK.
Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.
Contact your MPs about the bill too.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.
Contact your MPs about the bill too.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
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There's a very easy solution to all of this.
July 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There's a very easy solution to all of this.
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OK!
To help me pay rent this month there's a shop sale!
10% OFF prints for the rest of June.
Use code JUNE10 at checkout
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com/category/print
Free UK postage too!
To help me pay rent this month there's a shop sale!
10% OFF prints for the rest of June.
Use code JUNE10 at checkout
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com/category/print
Free UK postage too!
June 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
OK!
To help me pay rent this month there's a shop sale!
10% OFF prints for the rest of June.
Use code JUNE10 at checkout
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com/category/print
Free UK postage too!
To help me pay rent this month there's a shop sale!
10% OFF prints for the rest of June.
Use code JUNE10 at checkout
davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com/category/print
Free UK postage too!
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Happy birthday, Mr. McCartney.
June 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy birthday, Mr. McCartney.
Once sold Stewart Lee a copy of the Dungeons & Dragons starter set.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Once sold Stewart Lee a copy of the Dungeons & Dragons starter set.
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Once again, Free Comic Book Day is almost here. This Saturday, visit your local participating comic shop, pick up some of the fine free comics (and possibly buy a few others), and spread the comic love.
freecomicbookday.com
freecomicbookday.com
May 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Once again, Free Comic Book Day is almost here. This Saturday, visit your local participating comic shop, pick up some of the fine free comics (and possibly buy a few others), and spread the comic love.
freecomicbookday.com
freecomicbookday.com