The Goog
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Demographically speaking, I'm the worst person you know.
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There is no reason to believe a statement that says "other than this one thing, which I'm only talking about because someone found out, I have never done anything wrong"
Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There is no reason to believe a statement that says "other than this one thing, which I'm only talking about because someone found out, I have never done anything wrong"
So the Mets *won't* spend on a top-tier starting pitcher. Got it.
The Mets "gladly will spend" on a top-tier starting pitcher, provided the years are short, according to Jeff Passan
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So the Mets *won't* spend on a top-tier starting pitcher. Got it.
Wait, you're telling me that the people from Match Game had to do things to get on Match Game?
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Wait, you're telling me that the people from Match Game had to do things to get on Match Game?
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America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
I still can't believe they're trying to make a war happen out of thin air. Not just their abrogation of Congress's role in formally declaring a war -- that's been a slippery slope for decades -- but their total unwillingness even to go through the motions of drumming up public support.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
This would fix me.
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This would fix me.
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
I agree, it is pretty cool
Very cool that every young QB is busting except for the one the Patriots picked
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I agree, it is pretty cool
When you tell the kids "we have Kyle Tucker at home" but do not actually even have "Kyle Tucker at home" at home, so you have to sit them in front of the TV for a while and run to the store to buy "Kyle Tucker at home."
Infielder Jorge Polanco and the New York Mets are in agreement on a two-year, $40 million contract, sources tell Jeff Passan. He is expected to play first base and DH.
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When you tell the kids "we have Kyle Tucker at home" but do not actually even have "Kyle Tucker at home" at home, so you have to sit them in front of the TV for a while and run to the store to buy "Kyle Tucker at home."
The degree to which Kalshi’s advertising emphasizes that it’s legal in all 50 states makes me think it shouldn’t be legal in any states.
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The degree to which Kalshi’s advertising emphasizes that it’s legal in all 50 states makes me think it shouldn’t be legal in any states.
Today is one of those "why am I doing anything other than playing Mass Effect" days.
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today is one of those "why am I doing anything other than playing Mass Effect" days.
"You fucking morons got played in the most obviously predictable way ever" is the *generous* read, by the way, because it's probably just as likely that the Democrats knew this would happen and are fine with it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"You fucking morons got played in the most obviously predictable way ever" is the *generous* read, by the way, because it's probably just as likely that the Democrats knew this would happen and are fine with it.
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
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Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.
If you're going to say anything, this is pretty much the right thing to say. The Mets have plenty of time, and plenty of possible directions. Presumably, soon, they'll pick one.
I really hope they pick one.
I really hope they pick one.
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you're going to say anything, this is pretty much the right thing to say. The Mets have plenty of time, and plenty of possible directions. Presumably, soon, they'll pick one.
I really hope they pick one.
I really hope they pick one.
Help I replied to a popular account and now people are in my mentions saying they want Mark Vientos to be the Mets' first baseman
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Help I replied to a popular account and now people are in my mentions saying they want Mark Vientos to be the Mets' first baseman
It's so sad what happened to him in Rhodes.
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's so sad what happened to him in Rhodes.
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Dear the New York Mets, please trade all of your prospects that will never be good and players who are currently bad for players who are good and prospects who will pan out.
Thanks.
Thanks.
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Dear the New York Mets, please trade all of your prospects that will never be good and players who are currently bad for players who are good and prospects who will pan out.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Either he wasn't coming back to the Mets no matter what, or the Mets weren't bringing him back no matter what. I don't think anything else makes sense.
More than a little surprised that 3/69 is all it took for Diaz.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Either he wasn't coming back to the Mets no matter what, or the Mets weren't bringing him back no matter what. I don't think anything else makes sense.
What in the actual fuck
The deal is for three years, per Ken Rosenthal and Will Sammon. WTF
Edwin Diaz and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, league source tells Will Sammon. Damn.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What in the actual fuck
I have gone entire winters without making myself a cocoa or cider or something because I am stupid. It is the only explanation.
ill be honest though some years i really do need the reminder
every 2 years the Guardian publishes an article about some Scandinavian concept called "Pÿegu" and its like "sitting in a comfortable chair with a warm drink is enjoyable"
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have gone entire winters without making myself a cocoa or cider or something because I am stupid. It is the only explanation.
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Ferry terminals have now arrived! Our latest update is out now on all platforms! 🏙️ Can you help get Hong Kong’s residents to where they need to go? ⛴️
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ferry terminals have now arrived! Our latest update is out now on all platforms! 🏙️ Can you help get Hong Kong’s residents to where they need to go? ⛴️
There was a very brief moment in time when people who felt uncomfortable using “spirit animal” tried to get “Patronus” over as the same basic concept.
It was, as noted, a very brief moment.
It was, as noted, a very brief moment.
when peope talk about their "spirit animas" I always feel like there's a lil eau de cultural approp in the concept but I just had a dream in which somebody addressed me by a nickname and somebody else asked the addresser if that was my "spirit name" which I rather liked
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There was a very brief moment in time when people who felt uncomfortable using “spirit animal” tried to get “Patronus” over as the same basic concept.
It was, as noted, a very brief moment.
It was, as noted, a very brief moment.
I know the owners are all about salary caps but if they want to reduce the chances of wasting money on players they'd ban shit like this.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I know the owners are all about salary caps but if they want to reduce the chances of wasting money on players they'd ban shit like this.