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JERRY: they're all coping about the pope

GEORGE: because the pope is woke?

JERRY: because the pope is woke

GEORGE: so... it's pope cope?

JERRY: it's woke pope cope, George, woke pope cope!
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
America can’t become great again until we can set our rivers like our forefathers
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just weakened the Clean Water Act's limitations on raw sewage discharge into our water in a 5-4 ruling.
March 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Uh that sounds like a lot has changed bud
February 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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happy new year
January 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I will never be completely fulfilled in life unless this is what the pregame at JMU football games looks like
🇦🇷 Argieball 2024 was when the already-high level of “el recibimiento” was upped to unimaginable heights!

This from Racing Club de Avellaneda’s semi-final second leg against Corinthians at El Cilindro! Racing went on to win the Copa Sudamericana 🏆
December 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
This is so cool
Wowww! Time-lapse of todays new eruption at Kilauea in Hawaii 🌋😍

📹 USGS
December 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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🚨 New eruption at Kilauea volcano in Hawaii 💃

Link to livestream below
December 23, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Kīlauea is erupting again.

Our planet has been doing this since virtually the beginning, and I think it's beautiful.

🎥: USGS Volcanoes
December 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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dabo swinney and his boys will be calling the hogs on rocky top tonight if they can take care of business down in the swamp
December 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Wtf free them
The Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against approximately two dogs.
December 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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Launching into the weekend, Waxwing style!

#FlyDay
December 6, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I’m looking for a merchant near Ur that’s selling Copper ingots. Anyone know anybody that’s has high quality stuff?
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Cedar Waxwings are great gotta be one of my favorite Waxwings
Just hang on resisters, it’s going to get better! Cedar Waxwing, Richmond, VA. #birds
December 3, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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#OhioState fans are exploring their legal options against Ryan Day. #SueEverybody
December 2, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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when the falcon is Maltese >>>>>
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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Forever the most iconic Thanksgiving performance
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
www.iflscience.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
theonion.com/youre-the-bo...
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM