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Miranda Mirabilis
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I’m just a machine
made out
of coping mechanisms
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oh my GOD we just saw the logo for the Kraken Pride Night this year and holy shit???
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes it’s difficult not to respond to a work email with “I realize by the way you’re talking to me that you think I am an idiot, but in actuality it is you that is the idiot.“
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I have two reactions:

1. Begging our leaders start thinking about broken systems and institutions instead of "bad apples"

2. It's disappointing to hear Jeffries say that this is not a time to politicize her death, because this is the time! Right now!
Jeffries: "The killing of Renee Nicole Good was an abomination, a disgrace, and blood is clearly on the hands of those individuals within the admin who have been pushing an extreme policy that has nothing to do with immigration enforcement connected to removing violent felons from this country"
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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Today’s newsletter is free. But this is the part that matters. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...
January 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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What the right wingers have done to Walz is awful. What Trump is doing to Melissa Hortman’s family is awful. I don’t want to figure out how to get along with the other side. I want the other side to stop hurting & abusing people.

There’s no getting along with someone who wants to cause you pain.
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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“but andrew half the country thinks biden stole the election”

they are stupid and we can call them stupid and dismiss their opinion
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Guess it’s not such a big deal that MTV closed down since my Spotify plays videos now? 🤷‍♀️
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Oooh, I hope his next one is about how he squashed the 2020 Democratic primary process and we wound up with Joe Biden instead of Bernie Sanders.
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Today I learned ham sniffing is an actual job and I wonder where I went wrong in life.
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I ever get dementia and my relatives do this to me, I will haunt their ass into the ground.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nothing like sharing Christmas at Hogwarts meme to earn a quick unfollow on Christmas morning.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I really need to not go out for “last minute gifts.“ I always start doubting what I already got and buy a bunch more stuff for people.
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
TFW when it’s raining so hard outside you can hear it loud enough inside Walmart where you feel like you’re about to star in The Mist 2: Christmas Edition and start eyeing your fellow shoppers for trouble
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
😂🤣
Full story: AOC tweeted a poll showing her beating JD Vance. It's a sign that she has larger national ambitions. But when asked why she did, she simply said "Because JD Vance is a goober, man."
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
AOC pulls ahead of JD Vance for first time in 2028 election head-to-head, poll finds
The New York democratic socialist tweeted about the poll and spoke to The Independent about why she did
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i was actually thinking about quitting caffeine again but this is my sign to have another cup of coffee if the new york times thinks i shouldn't
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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We have to listen to bigoted handwringing about how we have to abandon trans people and marginalized communities and immigrants while the clearest election winning message is right there.
"Do the rich have too much political power?"

Yes: 80%
No: 8%

YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
God forbid you have the term “challenging” in a course description in college
“School officials have created a Microsoft Copilot prompt to review course descriptions with an eye toward avoiding ‘advocacy-oriented or prescriptive terms.’”

Terms: “dismantling, decolonizing, interrogating, challenging, centering, combating, liberation, resistance, activism, justice oriented”
To Root Out Wokeness in the Course Catalog, This Texas University Is Turning to AI
“The AI was upset with my use of the phrase ‘women's rights movement.’”
www.texasmonthly.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is it bad to average 6 cups of coffee at least during your workday?
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
15 minutes into my workday and I’m already praying for death. Really love my job.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM