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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
My social battery is at an all time low. I need a burrow to hibernate in for the rest of the winter
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My social battery is at an all time low. I need a burrow to hibernate in for the rest of the winter
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67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
I'm amazed by the amount of people who are surprised by times person of the year, the same 'prize' given to Hitler during his rise.
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm amazed by the amount of people who are surprised by times person of the year, the same 'prize' given to Hitler during his rise.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Trump using a walker after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI 😆
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Trump using a walker after he signed an executive order banning states from regulating AI 😆
My Spotify wrapped is an application for ICE.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My Spotify wrapped is an application for ICE.
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DSA is officially over 90,000 members strong (and counting)!
Be part of the movement. Join us.
dsausa.org/join
Be part of the movement. Join us.
dsausa.org/join
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
DSA is officially over 90,000 members strong (and counting)!
Be part of the movement. Join us.
dsausa.org/join
Be part of the movement. Join us.
dsausa.org/join
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Gladhanding fascists is a useful skill, I guess, but this is exactly why even people who believe in the current system shouldn't stan politicians.
Their main skill is saying what their audience wants to hear and making them believe it. That includes their opponents, and it includes you.
Their main skill is saying what their audience wants to hear and making them believe it. That includes their opponents, and it includes you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gladhanding fascists is a useful skill, I guess, but this is exactly why even people who believe in the current system shouldn't stan politicians.
Their main skill is saying what their audience wants to hear and making them believe it. That includes their opponents, and it includes you.
Their main skill is saying what their audience wants to hear and making them believe it. That includes their opponents, and it includes you.
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Maine has a bill from Rep @amyroeder.bsky.social to do just this. One more reason for lawmakers to (finally) pass it when they get back in January #mepolitics
When states like Colorado passed policies requiring employers to disclose salary information in job postings, what happened?
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
It increased competition, and raised wages, without harming employment or changing skill requirements.
Improved functioning of markets, helped workers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Maine has a bill from Rep @amyroeder.bsky.social to do just this. One more reason for lawmakers to (finally) pass it when they get back in January #mepolitics
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I do live in Maine and now that we are in the national spotlight I understand Chicagoans telling everyone to shut the fuck up about Chicago.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I do live in Maine and now that we are in the national spotlight I understand Chicagoans telling everyone to shut the fuck up about Chicago.
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remember what they took from you [geocities]
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
remember what they took from you [geocities]
Feeling sad about the world so I preordered Once Upon a Katamari so I could look forward to something 🤷🏼♂️
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Feeling sad about the world so I preordered Once Upon a Katamari so I could look forward to something 🤷🏼♂️
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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Morning walk
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morning walk
Reform or Revolution? (1830 to 1832)
YouTube video by Historia Civilis
youtu.be
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
July 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
June 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
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took one of these fuckers to the thigh myself back in 2020, thankfully from far enough away that i didn't need surgery.
solidarity to everyone holding it down in Los Angeles. y'all're real ones.
solidarity to everyone holding it down in Los Angeles. y'all're real ones.
June 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
took one of these fuckers to the thigh myself back in 2020, thankfully from far enough away that i didn't need surgery.
solidarity to everyone holding it down in Los Angeles. y'all're real ones.
solidarity to everyone holding it down in Los Angeles. y'all're real ones.
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Me: Time to relax and get into bed.
My Brain: How about this existential dread and sense of immense failure as a human being?
Me: Yes, obviously.
My Brain: How about this existential dread and sense of immense failure as a human being?
Me: Yes, obviously.
May 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: Time to relax and get into bed.
My Brain: How about this existential dread and sense of immense failure as a human being?
Me: Yes, obviously.
My Brain: How about this existential dread and sense of immense failure as a human being?
Me: Yes, obviously.
Afrikaaner only refers to white people. There are no black Afrikaaners, only Dutch people from South Africa.
May 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Afrikaaner only refers to white people. There are no black Afrikaaners, only Dutch people from South Africa.
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Happy May Day, y’all
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy May Day, y’all
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grizzly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly plante...
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April 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine