thenapgirl
@thenapgirl.bsky.social
Awkward. Serial reposter. Wildly pro-nap and anti-hate. GenX. she/her/hers.
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thenapgirl
@thenapgirl.bsky.social
· Apr 26
Austin Powers lets out a jungle call leaps from the upper balcony grabs onto the chandelier swings across the room does a front flip with a half twist landing squarely on RFK Jr’s shoulders pulls up a mask to reveal a robotic chain smoking turd and loudly proclaims “it’s a smoking shit droid, baby!”
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i said wake me up before you go-go, you pos
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
i said wake me up before you go-go, you pos
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"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"
May 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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Son: dad, what happens after we die
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
May 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Son: dad, what happens after we die
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
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[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this
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Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.
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I love the internet
May 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I love the internet
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EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
Every time someone reskeets a pic or video of that pustule stephen miller an angel explodes
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Every time someone reskeets a pic or video of that pustule stephen miller an angel explodes
what does the orange fuckweasel have on Lindsay Graham
April 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
what does the orange fuckweasel have on Lindsay Graham
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mind if I put on some music? [props open a musical birthday card with a 4 second loop of celebration by Kool and the gang]
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
mind if I put on some music? [props open a musical birthday card with a 4 second loop of celebration by Kool and the gang]
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made eye contact with a dog retching at the park we really connected
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
made eye contact with a dog retching at the park we really connected
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Sounds great 👍👍👍💙
April 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sounds great 👍👍👍💙
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yawning is not enough, I need to be able to unhinge my jaw and swallow my fatigue whole
April 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
yawning is not enough, I need to be able to unhinge my jaw and swallow my fatigue whole
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My wordle yesterday was perhaps my greatest achievement and also the basis for a new netflix series
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My wordle yesterday was perhaps my greatest achievement and also the basis for a new netflix series
Austin Powers lets out a jungle call leaps from the upper balcony grabs onto the chandelier swings across the room does a front flip with a half twist landing squarely on RFK Jr’s shoulders pulls up a mask to reveal a robotic chain smoking turd and loudly proclaims “it’s a smoking shit droid, baby!”
April 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Austin Powers lets out a jungle call leaps from the upper balcony grabs onto the chandelier swings across the room does a front flip with a half twist landing squarely on RFK Jr’s shoulders pulls up a mask to reveal a robotic chain smoking turd and loudly proclaims “it’s a smoking shit droid, baby!”
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Can someone change the locks on the White House while he’s gone?
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Can someone change the locks on the White House while he’s gone?
Watch this with sound up, you will not regret it.
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watch this with sound up, you will not regret it.
Happy World Penguin Day to all that celebrate. 🐧
Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation.
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
April 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy World Penguin Day to all that celebrate. 🐧
I don’t understand how RFK Jr’s autism registry isn’t a big fat fucking HIPAA violation.
April 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t understand how RFK Jr’s autism registry isn’t a big fat fucking HIPAA violation.
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My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.
April 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.
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