Cam-I-Am
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Like, just as a note to non-Americans.
I, as an American citizen, have zero malice for anyone that strikes back. If someone I love gets blown up, I will miss them terribly, but I am definitely not holding it against a people who my asinine government is fucking with.*
I, as an American citizen, have zero malice for anyone that strikes back. If someone I love gets blown up, I will miss them terribly, but I am definitely not holding it against a people who my asinine government is fucking with.*
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Like, just as a note to non-Americans.
I, as an American citizen, have zero malice for anyone that strikes back. If someone I love gets blown up, I will miss them terribly, but I am definitely not holding it against a people who my asinine government is fucking with.*
I, as an American citizen, have zero malice for anyone that strikes back. If someone I love gets blown up, I will miss them terribly, but I am definitely not holding it against a people who my asinine government is fucking with.*
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
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I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
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Ask your MAGA dad or brother what he thinks about this. What if you were in this restroom? What if These men are just posing as #ice?
How can you even tell if they aren't showing badges & don't have a standard uniform?
Ask your mom & sister what they'd feel if they were in there.
#ICELawlessness
How can you even tell if they aren't showing badges & don't have a standard uniform?
Ask your mom & sister what they'd feel if they were in there.
#ICELawlessness
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ask your MAGA dad or brother what he thinks about this. What if you were in this restroom? What if These men are just posing as #ice?
How can you even tell if they aren't showing badges & don't have a standard uniform?
Ask your mom & sister what they'd feel if they were in there.
#ICELawlessness
How can you even tell if they aren't showing badges & don't have a standard uniform?
Ask your mom & sister what they'd feel if they were in there.
#ICELawlessness
December 20th.
ME: I think I'll do charcuterie for my party.
FRIEND: I'll make a vegan roast.
ME: Okay, if you want to make it a proper dinner, I'll make sides to complement your roast.
3 hours prior to party:
FRIEND: I can't make the vegan roast anymore.
It isn't Christmas without a wrinkle. 😱
ME: I think I'll do charcuterie for my party.
FRIEND: I'll make a vegan roast.
ME: Okay, if you want to make it a proper dinner, I'll make sides to complement your roast.
3 hours prior to party:
FRIEND: I can't make the vegan roast anymore.
It isn't Christmas without a wrinkle. 😱
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 20th.
ME: I think I'll do charcuterie for my party.
FRIEND: I'll make a vegan roast.
ME: Okay, if you want to make it a proper dinner, I'll make sides to complement your roast.
3 hours prior to party:
FRIEND: I can't make the vegan roast anymore.
It isn't Christmas without a wrinkle. 😱
ME: I think I'll do charcuterie for my party.
FRIEND: I'll make a vegan roast.
ME: Okay, if you want to make it a proper dinner, I'll make sides to complement your roast.
3 hours prior to party:
FRIEND: I can't make the vegan roast anymore.
It isn't Christmas without a wrinkle. 😱
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Wishing everyone a little quiet, a little warmth, and someone to share it with. Thank you for being here with us this year. Happy Holidays 💚
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wishing everyone a little quiet, a little warmth, and someone to share it with. Thank you for being here with us this year. Happy Holidays 💚
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Trying to keep track. The files are on Bondi's desk. The files then don't exist. Then the dems created them, and they are a hoax. Then they are real and will implicate Clinton. Now we are back to a hoax?
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Trying to keep track. The files are on Bondi's desk. The files then don't exist. Then the dems created them, and they are a hoax. Then they are real and will implicate Clinton. Now we are back to a hoax?
"I don't like that journalists and relief workers are being strategically murdered, and so many people are hungry and have lost their homes to war."
"YOU HATE JEWS."
"Excuse me?"
"ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST."
I don't think we are having the same conversation, guys.
"YOU HATE JEWS."
"Excuse me?"
"ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST."
I don't think we are having the same conversation, guys.
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"I don't like that journalists and relief workers are being strategically murdered, and so many people are hungry and have lost their homes to war."
"YOU HATE JEWS."
"Excuse me?"
"ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST."
I don't think we are having the same conversation, guys.
"YOU HATE JEWS."
"Excuse me?"
"ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST."
I don't think we are having the same conversation, guys.
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These are concentration camps. No other way to describe them. Truly horrific, and none of it surprising in the least.
30 minutes. Some deportees described sexual assault. Detainee describes the guard sexually assaulting most detainees. Lights left on all day. Prisoners not given clean water.
Now the DHS tour. Nobody spoke to the detainees. Noem's video was in a different area of the prison.
Now the DHS tour. Nobody spoke to the detainees. Noem's video was in a different area of the prison.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
These are concentration camps. No other way to describe them. Truly horrific, and none of it surprising in the least.
Honestly, I don't even really know who the fuck George Soros is.
Fucker evidently owes me a lot of money.
Fucker evidently owes me a lot of money.
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Honestly, I don't even really know who the fuck George Soros is.
Fucker evidently owes me a lot of money.
Fucker evidently owes me a lot of money.
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Did Trump’s DOJ really think dropping hundreds of blacked-out pages counted as complying with the law?
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Did Trump’s DOJ really think dropping hundreds of blacked-out pages counted as complying with the law?
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next-level.
This is fucking nuts.
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is fucking nuts.
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People lost jobs for having this kind of reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder.
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
People lost jobs for having this kind of reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder.
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🎯 CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER @oliverma2026.bsky.social: “The detention centers are run by private prison companies (like @CoreCivic) — they make millions PER PERSON… that’s why they’re looking for anybody brown, so they can keep stealing from taxpayers.”
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🎯 CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER @oliverma2026.bsky.social: “The detention centers are run by private prison companies (like @CoreCivic) — they make millions PER PERSON… that’s why they’re looking for anybody brown, so they can keep stealing from taxpayers.”
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
*THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*
Thinking of the thousands and thousands in ICE custody, where the family separations, psychological torture, beatings, and inevitable sexual assault continue.
I know it's happening, but I fear there is nothing I can realistically do about it.
History will be unkind to Americans, as we deserve.
I know it's happening, but I fear there is nothing I can realistically do about it.
History will be unkind to Americans, as we deserve.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Thinking of the thousands and thousands in ICE custody, where the family separations, psychological torture, beatings, and inevitable sexual assault continue.
I know it's happening, but I fear there is nothing I can realistically do about it.
History will be unkind to Americans, as we deserve.
I know it's happening, but I fear there is nothing I can realistically do about it.
History will be unkind to Americans, as we deserve.
Alien 3: JUST FUCKING TELL HIM ABOUT THE ALIEN JEEEEEZ
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Alien 3: JUST FUCKING TELL HIM ABOUT THE ALIEN JEEEEEZ
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Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck you if you voted for this anti-science horseshit from RFK Jr. who, by the way, HAS NO MEDICAL TRAINING.
Fuck you if you voted for this anti-science horseshit from RFK Jr. who, by the way, HAS NO MEDICAL TRAINING.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck you if you voted for this anti-science horseshit from RFK Jr. who, by the way, HAS NO MEDICAL TRAINING.
Fuck you if you voted for this anti-science horseshit from RFK Jr. who, by the way, HAS NO MEDICAL TRAINING.
Holy fucking shit.
I feel like, growing up in conservative America, we were numb to any problem in Africa, because, well, pick your racist reasoning.
This is horrifying to even try to conceptualize.
I feel like, growing up in conservative America, we were numb to any problem in Africa, because, well, pick your racist reasoning.
This is horrifying to even try to conceptualize.
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
Up to 150,000 residents of El Fasher are missing since North Darfur capital fell to paramilitary Rapid Support Forces
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Holy fucking shit.
I feel like, growing up in conservative America, we were numb to any problem in Africa, because, well, pick your racist reasoning.
This is horrifying to even try to conceptualize.
I feel like, growing up in conservative America, we were numb to any problem in Africa, because, well, pick your racist reasoning.
This is horrifying to even try to conceptualize.
Had a (lovely) 5 minute conversation with someone before we realized she thought I was someone else.
I just thought she was really friendly.
Apparently I have a doppelganger on campus!
I just thought she was really friendly.
Apparently I have a doppelganger on campus!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Had a (lovely) 5 minute conversation with someone before we realized she thought I was someone else.
I just thought she was really friendly.
Apparently I have a doppelganger on campus!
I just thought she was really friendly.
Apparently I have a doppelganger on campus!
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JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.