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The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting.

That’s how crazy this timeline is.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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THE MOST IMPORTANT CHART IN POLITICS. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Good morning, skeeters! May you have all the caffeine or inspiration or medication or all of the above to get you through this Friday. Cheers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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center left nation with electoral structures that generate center right results
This post uses data from my latest poll with Verasight. We asked voters to describe what their ideal political party would stand for. Then, I categorized voters based on the issues they mentioned and computationally mapped them onto 3 axes: economic, social, and non-ideological/affordability.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sounds about reich
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Taxpayers paid $103B for stock buybacks for Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, General Dynamics & Northrop Grumman over the last decade.

They donated to politicians who bought their stocks and gave them contracts, then both made money.

And you’re worried about what people buy with SNAP?
How Trump’s trillion-dollar war machine enriches the 1%
Congress will decide in the coming weeks whether to approve a $1 trillion military budget for 2026.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Lmao
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.

At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Great description!
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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“Weaponizing the DOJ” takes on a whole new level when you order investigations in order to reopen it so it’s no longer closed and you can claim you can’t release information because it’s an “ongoing investigation”
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Riiiiggghhhhtttt ... It's the immigrants🙃
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Bye Felicia.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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So Trump says he has to “bring in” foreign talent because American workers don’t have it. I also notice he says “No YOU don’t have it, instead of WE, Americas President is a literal foreign agent
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Idk guys, I'm pretty sure you couldn't cherry pick any of my emails and make it look like any of my friends are pedos
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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So, just keeping score here, all the slapdicks running around with guns in the woods to "fight off the faceless stormtroopers" actually love the faceless stormtroopers, and all the "fight the elite pedophile conspiracy" kooks actually voted enthusiastically for the elite pedophile conspiracy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Let's be honest: the hemp ban exists for the same reason that cannabis is a Schedule I controlled substance. The carceral state is a for profit industry, and marginalized people are the product.

They'd make soft drinks a felony if it was profitable to do so.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Worth reminding everyone that the current highest ranking Democrat in America openly admits he bases his decisions on what he thinks an imaginary person would want and today he and most of his allies are struggling to understand how somebody like Mamdani won by talking to voters who actually exist
June 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM