Absolute king
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Absolute king
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
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the internet went to shit when they deprecated the <blink> tag
October 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the internet went to shit when they deprecated the <blink> tag
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Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
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a person can drown in as little as two inches of guacamole
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
a person can drown in as little as two inches of guacamole
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L O FUCKING L
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
L O FUCKING L
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
Garden friends
August 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Garden friends
Real life is beyond parody
The XXL fries currently available at McDonald’s Malaysia. Comes with a drink and small fry
July 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Real life is beyond parody
Thanks for giving me a solid laugh ReallyGottaTakeAPiss
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Thanks for giving me a solid laugh ReallyGottaTakeAPiss
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Signs don’t get better than this
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Signs don’t get better than this
Cool bug I found. Pale green assassin bug I think.
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cool bug I found. Pale green assassin bug I think.
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I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
June 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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the ultimate sacrifice
May 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the ultimate sacrifice
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Lots of ups and downs today. Showed my son the magic of twisting open an Oreo. Pretty sure my daughter just shouted "alpha sigma" into her bluetooth Frozen microphone.
April 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lots of ups and downs today. Showed my son the magic of twisting open an Oreo. Pretty sure my daughter just shouted "alpha sigma" into her bluetooth Frozen microphone.
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we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets
"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be
February 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets
Five minutes into playing Neva
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Five minutes into playing Neva
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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
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