marx scherzer
@theskeetsguy.bsky.social
Professional babadook/graph maker.︙Never "mad" "online."︙Reflecting pool duck lover︙Bad (all) opinions are mine︙she/her
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donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
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Love that ad where Lil Wayne is lying on the couch wheezing at a digital nugget on a shelf about the party he's hosting that day. "How's that going? Did a guy leave some room-temp takeout on my doorstep for it? Did you make a playlist for me?" Anyone who loves to host shitty parties can relate!
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Love that ad where Lil Wayne is lying on the couch wheezing at a digital nugget on a shelf about the party he's hosting that day. "How's that going? Did a guy leave some room-temp takeout on my doorstep for it? Did you make a playlist for me?" Anyone who loves to host shitty parties can relate!
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on the one hand bari just wants to be on TV so it's a win. on the other hand baris lifes work (besides wanting to be on TV) is prosecution of anyone in any way offending israel, and since the main conspiracy theory here involves israel well do the math. win win win
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
on the one hand bari just wants to be on TV so it's a win. on the other hand baris lifes work (besides wanting to be on TV) is prosecution of anyone in any way offending israel, and since the main conspiracy theory here involves israel well do the math. win win win
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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I see republicans expressing concern got the message through
The lawless killing spree continues.
The administration justifies this slaughter by claiming there’s an armed conflict.
But it won’t even tell the U.S. public who the supposed enemies are.
Of course, there’s no armed conflict.
And outside armed conflict, we call premeditated killing murder.
The administration justifies this slaughter by claiming there’s an armed conflict.
But it won’t even tell the U.S. public who the supposed enemies are.
Of course, there’s no armed conflict.
And outside armed conflict, we call premeditated killing murder.
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I see republicans expressing concern got the message through
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
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look shes lucky polis didnt drone strike her boat
Trump blasts "weak and pathetic" Jared Polis because he "won't allow our wonderful Tina to come out of a jail. A high intensity jail."
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
look shes lucky polis didnt drone strike her boat
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I reiterate: any design thing by Trump (or Big Balls) is just ripping down something that previously worked and replacing it with something less accessible to Americans (and thus illegal under Section 508 of the Rehabilitation Act)
This tweet from Big Balls says the new “Tech Force” website is their first using the “America Design System.” Here are just a few reasons why that sucks. 🧵
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I reiterate: any design thing by Trump (or Big Balls) is just ripping down something that previously worked and replacing it with something less accessible to Americans (and thus illegal under Section 508 of the Rehabilitation Act)
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I wrote this a couple months ago, before the Geese album became everyone's #1 record of 2025, for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social:
I’m getting killed by a pretty good life
On Geese and Getting Killed
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wrote this a couple months ago, before the Geese album became everyone's #1 record of 2025, for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social:
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Kash hasn’t said anything either since the person of interest was released or what exactly the FBI is going to do about it and which is to say this is what happens when you have a moron running the premier law enforcement agency in the states
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Kash hasn’t said anything either since the person of interest was released or what exactly the FBI is going to do about it and which is to say this is what happens when you have a moron running the premier law enforcement agency in the states
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incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
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pete doesn't have a bunch of dumb christian nationalist tats because he's played too many video games, he's got a bunch of dumb christian nationalist tats because he's a christian nationalist who attends a church whose core tenet is the justness of rape
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
pete doesn't have a bunch of dumb christian nationalist tats because he's played too many video games, he's got a bunch of dumb christian nationalist tats because he's a christian nationalist who attends a church whose core tenet is the justness of rape
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do you remember 13 years ago today? remember thinking surely this would be the last straw, that something would change? i remember weeping at my desk thinking about the wrapped presents waiting under so many christmas trees for six year olds who would never come home.
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
do you remember 13 years ago today? remember thinking surely this would be the last straw, that something would change? i remember weeping at my desk thinking about the wrapped presents waiting under so many christmas trees for six year olds who would never come home.
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bari weiss currently getting her ass kicked by Nice Bri'ish Boys Make A Cheeky Pie, Right, Sorted, 'at Hits The Spot It Does
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
bari weiss currently getting her ass kicked by Nice Bri'ish Boys Make A Cheeky Pie, Right, Sorted, 'at Hits The Spot It Does
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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im a powerful ally to all pretty ladies
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
im a powerful ally to all pretty ladies
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A seasonal reminder that AltNPS is a grift account with a detailed history of plagiarism and spreading rank misinformation.
This is crazy. AltNPS is claiming that a "new phase is unfolding" called Operation Public Order, aimed at suppressing protest and dissent.
But this "new phase" exists in exactly one place: the Facebook page of the Alt National Park Service.
But this "new phase" exists in exactly one place: the Facebook page of the Alt National Park Service.
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A seasonal reminder that AltNPS is a grift account with a detailed history of plagiarism and spreading rank misinformation.
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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my only real thought on PEG — one of the all-time internet degenerates — is this
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my only real thought on PEG — one of the all-time internet degenerates — is this
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In case you have never seen this.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In case you have never seen this.
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None of those words are in the Bible
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
None of those words are in the Bible
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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I think people are trying to apply cultural scripts that don't fit the facts. Nuzzi isn't a victim of RFK or Lizza. She was the agent of the wrongdoing at play here and faced basically zero consequences (a year off, a book deal, a Vanity Fair gig). This isn't an Unfairly Maligned Woman story.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think people are trying to apply cultural scripts that don't fit the facts. Nuzzi isn't a victim of RFK or Lizza. She was the agent of the wrongdoing at play here and faced basically zero consequences (a year off, a book deal, a Vanity Fair gig). This isn't an Unfairly Maligned Woman story.
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...