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graniteghost
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Just a random veteran of a nautical sort who happens to write a great deal.

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Two Lawless Presidents.

Richard Nixon:

"When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."

Donald Trump:
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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All our public lands should look like this.

Cattle are an invasive species that have all but destroyed the western ecologies, Bison graze in such a manor as to maintain healthy prairies, cattle don't.

It's simple, it's cheap and it'd restore the terrestrial carbon sink, rewild the west.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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If I'm ever elected to public office WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN I will be sworn in on a copy of The Portable Dorothy Parker
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Insane to think about how many problems in the world could be solved with angry Italian plumber in this situation.
WE NEED SOME ORCAS
We're holding out for some orcas till the end of the night
They gotta be strong and they gotta be fast
And they gotta be smooth black and white
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Hope you all had some nice holidays. Reposting this pic from late 2024 when this trend made the rounds. My very first attempt at painting something into my renders. I was planning to keep going with this and then never did. Maybe 2026 is my year. Who knows. #werewolf #gay #gayart #ocart #hunk
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

Today is day 36 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

Did ya'll see the letter from Epstein? Trump shares his love of 'young nubile girls'. Can't wait to see the goalposts move by Christmas Day!
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This 200%. The “we don’t use GenAI for our game, but-“ and “we only use it for placeholders, it won’t be in the final release” are the foot in the door, as Gianni says they’re the inch that takes miles, and we NEED to slam that door hard enough to sever a few toes.
I've spent so much time listening to people talk about how we should've backlashed HARDER about horse armor to prevent the MTX hell timeline we're in. I think now is a similar moment where for every inch we give we will lose 100 miles. Anything less than outright condemnation of Gen AI isn't enough.
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This part.

If they're gonna use all that electricity, they should pay for it.

They're a user just like the rest of us.

They don't like it? They can invest in upgrading the grid to more efficiently get that electricity.
AI centers also not even paying for their part of draining all of the electricity they gotta use, and off setting it to everyone else- like ppl living in single family households too. That's so fun and awesome that we gotta pay for them.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 35 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

Trump-class battleships now? Man can't even get a ballroom built and we're expected to believe he's gonna built a fleet of battleships?
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So just saw the new Avatar movie.

As usual, it was an absolute visual spectacle and had so many emotional moments.

Towards the end it definitely felt as though we were rehashing movies 1 and 2 a bit, but we still got so many amazing moments.

It's always a treat revisiting Pandora.
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 33 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

Given how many redactions and missing pieces there are in the files, I guess we'll just have to assume he did?
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Why does this ridiculous, stupid, coke-addled nepo-baby of a nepo-baby brat have any say in U.S. foreign policy? What foolish, horrifying times we live in.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Trump declaring half of this week a federal holiday just in time to force his DOJ to spend every day pulling 13-hr shifts to oafishly cover up his sex crimes is amazing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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It's funny how many are indoctrinated to think politicians don't owe us shit. Yes they do! Their job is to give us what we want & need. It's bad enough that the politicians don't think they owe us anything, but the fact that they've brainwashed so many to agree with them so people won't even ask?
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 32 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

We're also now apparently hosting the Hunger Games next year at the Capitol.

May the odds be ever in your favor?
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Almost no new jobs have been added since April and 710,000 more people are unemployed now compared to a year ago.

Meanwhile consumer prices are skyrocketing thanks to Trump's tariffs.

Does this sound like an "A+++++" economy to you?
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 30 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

And now apparently we have to reclaim Venezuelan land and oil from Venezuela? Oh, and fentanyl is a WMD.

We've done this before haven't we?
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@sith-art.bsky.social is there anything more British than this?

youtube.com/watch?v=A0Jq...
Northampton Double Decker Bus Racing (1982)
YouTube video by Back to the Past
youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 29 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

Also apparently the Nazis are only slightly divisive. You know, just some silly little controversial guys according to the Coast Guard.
BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard has quietly enacted a policy downgrading swastikas and nooses from hate symbols to “potentially divisive.” The manual is now in effect, despite public outrage and warnings after the draft was revealed last month. (Washington Post)
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Amelie de Geara, the misanthropic CEO of Geara Autonomics, Paradise’s leading manufacturer of Androids, ruthless in her pursuit of efficiency, she cane to believe that the weakest link in any organisation is the human element. Behind her back, many joke that she is just a soulless machine herself…
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 28 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

It's kinda funny isn't it, how they're hellbent on treating 14yos as adults... kinda makes you wonder how old his victims were doesn't it?
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hello everyone!

Today is day 26 of living in an America where there is a non-0 chance that the president had sex with a horse named Bubba.

I wonder how many allies will declare us a national security threat before this is over?
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM