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· Feb 5
Tea. Tesco. Traitors. Not necessarily in that order!
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Hawk Tuah the world
The Lord has come
Let Earth spit on that thang
The Lord has come
Let Earth spit on that thang
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hawk Tuah the world
The Lord has come
Let Earth spit on that thang
The Lord has come
Let Earth spit on that thang
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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I know a dance called the Cheugy Karen. Do you?
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I know a dance called the Cheugy Karen. Do you?
Perfect picture, within a perfect thread
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Perfect picture, within a perfect thread
Please click this, it's worth it
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Please click this, it's worth it
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Erling Haaland has now scored the same amount of Premier League goals as Cristiano Ronaldo (103), having played 122 fewer English top-flight games. 🇳🇴📈
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Erling Haaland has now scored the same amount of Premier League goals as Cristiano Ronaldo (103), having played 122 fewer English top-flight games. 🇳🇴📈
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
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I’m putting together a team
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m putting together a team
Got an Onion print subscription and would strongly recommend. Free delivery to UK 😮
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Got an Onion print subscription and would strongly recommend. Free delivery to UK 😮
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That's one cheugy Karen!
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
That's one cheugy Karen!
£10bn tunnelling projects should just go ahead whenever I feel like it! 👍
That’s part of the problem, with respect. 63,330+ pages of consultation on the Lower Thames Crossing!
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
£10bn tunnelling projects should just go ahead whenever I feel like it! 👍
Went to go see The Emoji Movie alone on a weekday during the day because I thought it would be a funny thing To Have Done. Not wrong, but not sure it was worth it.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Went to go see The Emoji Movie alone on a weekday during the day because I thought it would be a funny thing To Have Done. Not wrong, but not sure it was worth it.
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NEWS: We’re delighted to announce that St Chad’s Church (1956-60) in Rubery, Birmingham, has been Grade II listed following support from C20 Society.
Designed by architect Richard Twentyman, St Chad’s combines Scandinavian simplicity with English tradition in a light-filled and joyful space.
Designed by architect Richard Twentyman, St Chad’s combines Scandinavian simplicity with English tradition in a light-filled and joyful space.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
NEWS: We’re delighted to announce that St Chad’s Church (1956-60) in Rubery, Birmingham, has been Grade II listed following support from C20 Society.
Designed by architect Richard Twentyman, St Chad’s combines Scandinavian simplicity with English tradition in a light-filled and joyful space.
Designed by architect Richard Twentyman, St Chad’s combines Scandinavian simplicity with English tradition in a light-filled and joyful space.
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
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Movie: A new animated classic with gorgeous style, timeless charm, and heartfelt sentiment that’s not too sweet.
A pop song in the movie: 🎶 Got me sayin YOLO, girl don’t give me FOMO, flossing watch me go go, I love flossing the dance 🎵
A pop song in the movie: 🎶 Got me sayin YOLO, girl don’t give me FOMO, flossing watch me go go, I love flossing the dance 🎵
December 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Movie: A new animated classic with gorgeous style, timeless charm, and heartfelt sentiment that’s not too sweet.
A pop song in the movie: 🎶 Got me sayin YOLO, girl don’t give me FOMO, flossing watch me go go, I love flossing the dance 🎵
A pop song in the movie: 🎶 Got me sayin YOLO, girl don’t give me FOMO, flossing watch me go go, I love flossing the dance 🎵
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Unfairport
Unfairport
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Unfairport
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New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
That sweet sweet feeling when the last time you checked the Liverpool score they were 2-0 up in the second half, and they are first on MOTD for Some Reason
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That sweet sweet feeling when the last time you checked the Liverpool score they were 2-0 up in the second half, and they are first on MOTD for Some Reason
Spotify Wrapped and Stranger Things in the same week?? Talk about epic!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Spotify Wrapped and Stranger Things in the same week?? Talk about epic!!
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Squeaky Fromme, Bashful Fromme, Sleepy, Happy Fromme, Grumpy Fromme, Doc Fromme
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Squeaky Fromme, Bashful Fromme, Sleepy, Happy Fromme, Grumpy Fromme, Doc Fromme