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The Queen.
The Goddess.
Your inspiration.
The Goddess.
Your inspiration.
Pinned
Certainly no one's mother
Tell me Blacksky,
Who is Booboo the Fool? 🤔😬
Who is Booboo the Fool? 🤔😬
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Certainly no one's mother
What did Libby do?
the thing with Libby is you are not Libby's customer, your library is Libby's customer.
so I guess we should all complain to our libraries!
so I guess we should all complain to our libraries!
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
What did Libby do?
An adult:
If i can't kiss you after i kiss you, i won't kiss you.
January 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
An adult:
I JUST (less than 60s ago as i type this) learned the premise of Mamma Mia, and yeah
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I JUST (less than 60s ago as i type this) learned the premise of Mamma Mia, and yeah
Mervyn's
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Mervyn's
White people are very different.
This is so random:
But, Black people. Have y’all ever been to a white funeral?
I have! It was 30 minutes long, no one was dressed in churchy funeral clothes and there was no singing!
But, Black people. Have y’all ever been to a white funeral?
I have! It was 30 minutes long, no one was dressed in churchy funeral clothes and there was no singing!
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
White people are very different.
He's well-aware that he's not honorable, he's said so himself.
President Trump loves naming things after himself. But the namings occurring while the president is still in office makes him very unusual among U.S. presidents, who tend to wait for others to honor them after their time in office is done.
All the Things Named for Trump, and How Long Other Presidents Had to Wait
In one highly self-referential year, he has broken with presidential norms on naming.
nyti.ms
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
He's well-aware that he's not honorable, he's said so himself.
I do not support putting protein in everything.
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I do not support putting protein in everything.
I made a comment on a NowThis Let Me Judge You post about shawty's knickerbockers, and they've yet to upload another one of her wearing some 😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I made a comment on a NowThis Let Me Judge You post about shawty's knickerbockers, and they've yet to upload another one of her wearing some 😭😭
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The way someone studies you when they like you >
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The way someone studies you when they like you >
I need some of these grocery stores to be open past midnight again wtf
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I need some of these grocery stores to be open past midnight again wtf
And I'm absolutely terrified bc it seems like the current flu shot can't hold it's own against this new one
news outlets have been reporting that this new flu is a motherfucker.
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And I'm absolutely terrified bc it seems like the current flu shot can't hold it's own against this new one
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If having queer friends means you're gay, what does having a bunch of sexual predator friends mean?
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If having queer friends means you're gay, what does having a bunch of sexual predator friends mean?
I love having a library card.
I requested what I assume to be a pretty unknown audiobook. And they acquired it 🥰🥰
I requested what I assume to be a pretty unknown audiobook. And they acquired it 🥰🥰
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I love having a library card.
I requested what I assume to be a pretty unknown audiobook. And they acquired it 🥰🥰
I requested what I assume to be a pretty unknown audiobook. And they acquired it 🥰🥰
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There was a single presidential debate in 2024...
Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump so bad in the debate he never shared another stage with her...
he never used any debate content ...
and he never mentioned the debate again
gulf of his mental acuity and preparedness was vast!
Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump so bad in the debate he never shared another stage with her...
he never used any debate content ...
and he never mentioned the debate again
gulf of his mental acuity and preparedness was vast!
Hillary Clinton, 2016: This is what Donald Trump is going to do:
Kamala Harris, 2024: This is what Donald Trump is going to do:
*Donald Trump does what Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris said he was going to do*
US Media: Why didn’t anyone warn us about what Donald Trump was going to do???
Kamala Harris, 2024: This is what Donald Trump is going to do:
*Donald Trump does what Hillary Clinton & Kamala Harris said he was going to do*
US Media: Why didn’t anyone warn us about what Donald Trump was going to do???
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
There was a single presidential debate in 2024...
Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump so bad in the debate he never shared another stage with her...
he never used any debate content ...
and he never mentioned the debate again
gulf of his mental acuity and preparedness was vast!
Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump so bad in the debate he never shared another stage with her...
he never used any debate content ...
and he never mentioned the debate again
gulf of his mental acuity and preparedness was vast!
The single quotation mark is pissing me off so bad
See, man.
Every time I dabble in Threads, I see stuff like this.
How is this even up for debate?
Run up, get done up.
Every time I dabble in Threads, I see stuff like this.
How is this even up for debate?
Run up, get done up.
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The single quotation mark is pissing me off so bad
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“You get what you accept”
Whew!
Whew!
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 PM
“You get what you accept”
Whew!
Whew!
Is kpop in English??
Bad Bunny performs almost exclusively in Spanish. Spencer Kornhaber on why that hasn’t stopped him from dominating pop in the U.S. and abroad:
How Bad Bunny Did It
The Super Bowl headliner doesn’t care if you understand his lyrics.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Is kpop in English??
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Learning how to "get mfers up off you" is an important life lesson in so many different ways and situations.
And not just in terms of physical fights.
And not just in terms of physical fights.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Learning how to "get mfers up off you" is an important life lesson in so many different ways and situations.
And not just in terms of physical fights.
And not just in terms of physical fights.
Need some hibachi SOON
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Need some hibachi SOON
I never knew that portables weren't the norm until like the 2010s on Twitter. We didn't have them at my hs, but they were at every other school I went to. Multiple districts.
my hs had classes outside in “portables” which were just mobile homes
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I never knew that portables weren't the norm until like the 2010s on Twitter. We didn't have them at my hs, but they were at every other school I went to. Multiple districts.
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If I gotta buy my own crabcake then I should at least enjoy the company of who I am with... be it my homies or by myself...
Related, if you want pointers on how to treat women, watch how women treat each other. You wanna go dutch with a woman whose friends take her out to eat on her non-pay week just because they enjoy her company. Why she wanna listen to you discuss the 48 laws of power AND she gotta pay her own way?
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If I gotta buy my own crabcake then I should at least enjoy the company of who I am with... be it my homies or by myself...
Let's jump her
Oh and white people: this is another reason why many Black people don’t want you for a doctor and why we don’t trust the large majority of you.
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Let's jump her
Whew. I be in the car YELLING 😭😭
If you are in the left lane & ppl are consistently passing you, why do you think you need to be in this lane????
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Whew. I be in the car YELLING 😭😭