kolpeshtheyardstick
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This article was actually so fucking funny
Chevy Chase is the human embodiment of every boomers descent into insanity and bitterness.
September 27, 2023 at 1:57 PM
This article was actually so fucking funny
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10/10, no notes.
September 22, 2023 at 10:38 PM
10/10, no notes.
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not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!
September 22, 2023 at 8:00 PM
not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!
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"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
September 22, 2023 at 2:10 AM
"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
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Our new story:
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas secretly participated in Koch network donor events – a breach of judicial norms that one federal judge said “takes my breath away.”
www.propublica.org/article/clar...
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas secretly participated in Koch network donor events – a breach of judicial norms that one federal judge said “takes my breath away.”
www.propublica.org/article/clar...
Clarence Thomas Secretly Participated in Koch Network Donor Events
Thomas has attended at least two Koch donor summits, putting him in the extraordinary position of having helped a political network that has brought multiple cases before the Supreme Court.
www.propublica.org
September 22, 2023 at 9:14 AM
Our new story:
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas secretly participated in Koch network donor events – a breach of judicial norms that one federal judge said “takes my breath away.”
www.propublica.org/article/clar...
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas secretly participated in Koch network donor events – a breach of judicial norms that one federal judge said “takes my breath away.”
www.propublica.org/article/clar...
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No!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 21, 2023 at 5:58 AM
No!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, who gave the Washington Post an invite code
The Biden administration announced Wednesday that it is reviving a program to mail free rapid coronavirus tests to Americans.
Starting Sept. 25, people can request four free tests per household through covidtests.gov.
Starting Sept. 25, people can request four free tests per household through covidtests.gov.
Federal government to start providing free coronavirus tests once again
Americans can again order four free tests through covidtests.gov starting Sept. 25.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Alright, who gave the Washington Post an invite code
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We have leaked correspondence from anti-trans lobbying groups where they say they’re using sports as the wedge issue because everything else failed and there are liberals still taking the arguments at face value.
September 20, 2023 at 12:13 PM
We have leaked correspondence from anti-trans lobbying groups where they say they’re using sports as the wedge issue because everything else failed and there are liberals still taking the arguments at face value.
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Great news for Pennsylvania
Pa. to register voters automatically, Gov. Shapiro announces
Everyone who goes to the DMV to get a new or renewed driver's license will be automatically registered to vote, unless the individual chooses to opt out, the governor said.
www.pennlive.com
September 19, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Great news for Pennsylvania
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Trump posted a jaw-dropping message on his Truth Social platform blaming "liberal Jews" for voting to "destroy America & Israel."
Trump Says On Rosh Hashanah That ‘Liberal Jews’ Voted To ‘Destroy America’
“Let’s hope you learned from your mistake,” the former president wrote Sunday.
www.huffpost.com
September 18, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Trump posted a jaw-dropping message on his Truth Social platform blaming "liberal Jews" for voting to "destroy America & Israel."
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Did you hear the one about the vulture who tried to board a flight with two dead possums? They said sorry, only one carrion per passenger.
September 17, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Did you hear the one about the vulture who tried to board a flight with two dead possums? They said sorry, only one carrion per passenger.
Reminder to schedule your flu vaccine
September 17, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Reminder to schedule your flu vaccine
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This is the single best piece I've seen about the Biden administration working to reduce administrative burdens in government. It is not flashy work, but if we want to see more effort to fix public services, we should acknowledge it when it occurs
www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...
Biden Is Getting Rid Of One Thing Most People Hate About The Government
The effort to reduce the “time tax” spent on accessing government benefits aims to make them more accessible and reduce inequality.
www.huffpost.com
September 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM
This is the single best piece I've seen about the Biden administration working to reduce administrative burdens in government. It is not flashy work, but if we want to see more effort to fix public services, we should acknowledge it when it occurs
www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-...
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
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Joe Biden just said record corporate profits should mean record contracts for union workers and I'm both shocked (that he said it) and awed (that I didn't come up with that banging line).
September 15, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Joe Biden just said record corporate profits should mean record contracts for union workers and I'm both shocked (that he said it) and awed (that I didn't come up with that banging line).
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Just quit one of my jobs cuz they reassigned my gender history lecture to a less qualified man without telling me, and then asked me to give him my notes. My philosophy comes through again!!
September 15, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Just quit one of my jobs cuz they reassigned my gender history lecture to a less qualified man without telling me, and then asked me to give him my notes. My philosophy comes through again!!
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In making a D&D campaign it's important to pay close attention to both the Monster Manual to ensure balanced combat encounters, and your copy of Lenin's Imperialism to ensure your narrative segments turn your players into communists.
September 14, 2023 at 9:53 PM
In making a D&D campaign it's important to pay close attention to both the Monster Manual to ensure balanced combat encounters, and your copy of Lenin's Imperialism to ensure your narrative segments turn your players into communists.
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"She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden Administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously" absolutely insane spin
September 13, 2023 at 2:15 PM
"She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden Administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously" absolutely insane spin
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Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands. 
September 9, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands. 
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Hayao Miyazaki is tired. He longs to retire, to rest, to sit on a porch and watch the trees. Suddenly he has an unbidden idea for a poignant coming of age story set in a world of magic and whimsy. He groans and reluctantly starts drawing the world’s most beautiful cartoon
September 9, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Hayao Miyazaki is tired. He longs to retire, to rest, to sit on a porch and watch the trees. Suddenly he has an unbidden idea for a poignant coming of age story set in a world of magic and whimsy. He groans and reluctantly starts drawing the world’s most beautiful cartoon
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I want an apology from all the mansplainers that mocked my belief that privatizing NASA and relying this heavily on SpaceX would undermine the national security policy of the United States.
t.co/WoMI4XEPhE
t.co/WoMI4XEPhE
Musk Secretly Used Starlink to Foil Ukrainian Drone Attack on Russian Ships: Report
The billlionaire allegedly feared the strike on Crimea could trigger nuclear war.
t.co
September 7, 2023 at 1:57 PM
I want an apology from all the mansplainers that mocked my belief that privatizing NASA and relying this heavily on SpaceX would undermine the national security policy of the United States.
t.co/WoMI4XEPhE
t.co/WoMI4XEPhE
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my loudest LET HIM COOK ever
September 6, 2023 at 7:50 PM
my loudest LET HIM COOK ever