Elric of MelniBONER🔻
@theywulf.bsky.social
Stressed and highly unfavored
AI could never write The Dirty D
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
AI could never write The Dirty D
And I’m GOING places
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And I’m GOING places
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MY ACE GAVE IT HIS ALL UNTIL THE END
26 FUCKING YEARs
tHE LEAST I CAN DO IS THE SAME!!!!
26 FUCKING YEARs
tHE LEAST I CAN DO IS THE SAME!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MY ACE GAVE IT HIS ALL UNTIL THE END
26 FUCKING YEARs
tHE LEAST I CAN DO IS THE SAME!!!!
26 FUCKING YEARs
tHE LEAST I CAN DO IS THE SAME!!!!
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he got that shit on
Our species wildly interbred with Neanderthals – and we now know where.
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
he got that shit on
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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You'd think a sorcerer-king would be smart but instead Elric is the type of man to see a rake in the middle of a wide path, step on it instead of going around, and then say something like "ah... such is inevitability..." while smiling melancholically.
I'll die on this hill
#swordandsorcery #conanthebarbarian #jirelofjoiry #elricofmelnibone #brainsbrawnbeauty #meme
#swordandsorcery #conanthebarbarian #jirelofjoiry #elricofmelnibone #brainsbrawnbeauty #meme
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You'd think a sorcerer-king would be smart but instead Elric is the type of man to see a rake in the middle of a wide path, step on it instead of going around, and then say something like "ah... such is inevitability..." while smiling melancholically.
Need to make a feed for heated discourse that didnt start with fascism, ai, or active genocide.
I saw people fighting over getting regularly tested for STDs and that shit kinda perked me up.
I saw people fighting over getting regularly tested for STDs and that shit kinda perked me up.
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Need to make a feed for heated discourse that didnt start with fascism, ai, or active genocide.
I saw people fighting over getting regularly tested for STDs and that shit kinda perked me up.
I saw people fighting over getting regularly tested for STDs and that shit kinda perked me up.
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
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now that it's been out for a second, please appreciate my favorite panel:
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
now that it's been out for a second, please appreciate my favorite panel:
Man what the fuck
December 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Man what the fuck
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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DREAMCATCHER (2003)
i think the intention is for you to just crap out the chestbursters but these dumb ass facehuggers are always smooshin they dingers down the windpipe on accident
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
DREAMCATCHER (2003)
Low key hope he becomes fat Zorhan
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Low key hope he becomes fat Zorhan
I can’t escape people from Montreal bro I’m just trying to watch my gay show in PEACE
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I can’t escape people from Montreal bro I’m just trying to watch my gay show in PEACE
Okay I give up what the fuck is Yule
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay I give up what the fuck is Yule
I just have to hold out a couple years and I think I’ll be the only one in my company that can think for myself
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I just have to hold out a couple years and I think I’ll be the only one in my company that can think for myself
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After this and DUNE, I think we’re good on brutalist interpretations of fantastical stories.
I appreciate a well executed singular vision.
But I think people yearn for some sincere fantasy storytelling that doesn’t look like concrete
I appreciate a well executed singular vision.
But I think people yearn for some sincere fantasy storytelling that doesn’t look like concrete
New poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' ⚔️
In theaters July 17, 2026
In theaters July 17, 2026
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
After this and DUNE, I think we’re good on brutalist interpretations of fantastical stories.
I appreciate a well executed singular vision.
But I think people yearn for some sincere fantasy storytelling that doesn’t look like concrete
I appreciate a well executed singular vision.
But I think people yearn for some sincere fantasy storytelling that doesn’t look like concrete
Fallout season 2 got me hype but I also still can’t unsee it
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fallout season 2 got me hype but I also still can’t unsee it
I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but AI as it is being presented follows all the same modality (think that’s the word) as fascism. We’ve hit this endpoint of the market where the opt has been taken out of opt in.
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but AI as it is being presented follows all the same modality (think that’s the word) as fascism. We’ve hit this endpoint of the market where the opt has been taken out of opt in.
It’s funny how humans have been getting rained on for eternity, but when it rains someone in every form of transportation is like “Hu-… hold up!!” And then I gotta be late for work.
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s funny how humans have been getting rained on for eternity, but when it rains someone in every form of transportation is like “Hu-… hold up!!” And then I gotta be late for work.
Yoooo
Dipping into a game that I've been meaning to play for years - Celtic Tales: Balor of the Evil Eye. Such a beautiful piece of work.
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yoooo
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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People send death threats over anything goddamn
Kristin Cabot, the woman seen embracing her boss on the "kiss cam" at a Coldplay concert, is speaking out for the first time about the incident
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/s...
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
People send death threats over anything goddamn