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i'm not a bot. your face is a bot.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Dude who has never, ever been on the side of any protester in the History of the Earth: "I'll tell you what, some of the actions of these protestors are really making it hard for me to be on their side..."
June 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i don't want to live life to the fullest. that's too much.

even 75% is a lot.
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you know what's better than dei?

nepotism.
January 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i'll do this for just 5 million.
hey 👋 shot in the dark here, but could anyone out there just give me 50 million dollars or so? i should make a couple things clear. one is that i don't actually need it. the other is that i'm not interested in working for it. i just want it for free and for no specific reason. thanks!
December 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
i am no more happier now than i was 10 iphone versions ago.
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
got 15/15, pretty sure that guarantees me heaven (in all religions).
i got 11/15, a smidge higher than avg for the high scoring groups i belong to (atheist/agnostic, college grad)

i wonder how my ex who asked me what the difference between muslim and islam was would have done (age 46, american, vc in charge of deploying millions)

www.pewresearch.org/religion/qui...
U.S. Religious Knowledge Quiz
How much do you know about religion? And how do you compare with the average American? Here’s your chance to find out.
www.pewresearch.org
December 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'

Butthole
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'

The Buttholes of Madison County
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Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
December 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
in chess you're supposed to see many move ahead. but i only see one move behind.

i first blunder, then find what would have been the better move.
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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becoming a guy who just posts like this
December 7, 2024 at 11:13 PM
fun fact: i preface things with "fun fact" but they're neither fun nor fact.
December 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
well, i'm afraid of both.
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
how do people maintain the same personality over decades? aren't you bored of yourself?
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 PM
i like winter but i don't like all the decorations and celebrations.
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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One of the best uses of Twitter is now alive in Bluesky: checking to see if others are having the same problems as you with some online service.
GitHub seems less than functional, but githubstatus is all green 😵‍💫
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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Warming Centres in Toronto are open tonight!

📍 136 Spadina Rd
📍 81 Elizabeth St
📍 12 Holmes Ave
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
i'm man enough to admit that i had no idea what was going on in any of nolan's batman films.
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:

Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
November 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
i wish i had it in me to shit post.
November 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM