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i'm not a bot. your face is a bot.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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Dude who has never, ever been on the side of any protester in the History of the Earth: "I'll tell you what, some of the actions of these protestors are really making it hard for me to be on their side..."
June 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Dude who has never, ever been on the side of any protester in the History of the Earth: "I'll tell you what, some of the actions of these protestors are really making it hard for me to be on their side..."
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i don't want to live life to the fullest. that's too much.
even 75% is a lot.
even 75% is a lot.
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i don't want to live life to the fullest. that's too much.
even 75% is a lot.
even 75% is a lot.
you know what's better than dei?
nepotism.
nepotism.
January 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
you know what's better than dei?
nepotism.
nepotism.
i'll do this for just 5 million.
hey 👋 shot in the dark here, but could anyone out there just give me 50 million dollars or so? i should make a couple things clear. one is that i don't actually need it. the other is that i'm not interested in working for it. i just want it for free and for no specific reason. thanks!
December 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
i'll do this for just 5 million.
i am no more happier now than i was 10 iphone versions ago.
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
i am no more happier now than i was 10 iphone versions ago.
got 15/15, pretty sure that guarantees me heaven (in all religions).
i got 11/15, a smidge higher than avg for the high scoring groups i belong to (atheist/agnostic, college grad)
i wonder how my ex who asked me what the difference between muslim and islam was would have done (age 46, american, vc in charge of deploying millions)
www.pewresearch.org/religion/qui...
i wonder how my ex who asked me what the difference between muslim and islam was would have done (age 46, american, vc in charge of deploying millions)
www.pewresearch.org/religion/qui...
U.S. Religious Knowledge Quiz
How much do you know about religion? And how do you compare with the average American? Here’s your chance to find out.
www.pewresearch.org
December 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
got 15/15, pretty sure that guarantees me heaven (in all religions).
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'
Butthole
Butthole
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'
The Buttholes of Madison County
The Buttholes of Madison County
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
December 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'
Butthole
Butthole
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
in chess you're supposed to see many move ahead. but i only see one move behind.
i first blunder, then find what would have been the better move.
i first blunder, then find what would have been the better move.
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
in chess you're supposed to see many move ahead. but i only see one move behind.
i first blunder, then find what would have been the better move.
i first blunder, then find what would have been the better move.
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No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social
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becoming a guy who just posts like this
December 7, 2024 at 11:13 PM
becoming a guy who just posts like this
fun fact: i preface things with "fun fact" but they're neither fun nor fact.
December 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
fun fact: i preface things with "fun fact" but they're neither fun nor fact.
well, i'm afraid of both.
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
well, i'm afraid of both.
how do people maintain the same personality over decades? aren't you bored of yourself?
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 PM
how do people maintain the same personality over decades? aren't you bored of yourself?
i like winter but i don't like all the decorations and celebrations.
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
i like winter but i don't like all the decorations and celebrations.
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One of the best uses of Twitter is now alive in Bluesky: checking to see if others are having the same problems as you with some online service.
GitHub seems less than functional, but githubstatus is all green 😵💫
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
One of the best uses of Twitter is now alive in Bluesky: checking to see if others are having the same problems as you with some online service.
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Warming Centres in Toronto are open tonight!
📍 136 Spadina Rd
📍 81 Elizabeth St
📍 12 Holmes Ave
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd
📍 136 Spadina Rd
📍 81 Elizabeth St
📍 12 Holmes Ave
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Warming Centres in Toronto are open tonight!
📍 136 Spadina Rd
📍 81 Elizabeth St
📍 12 Holmes Ave
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd
📍 136 Spadina Rd
📍 81 Elizabeth St
📍 12 Holmes Ave
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
i'm man enough to admit that i had no idea what was going on in any of nolan's batman films.
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
i'm man enough to admit that i had no idea what was going on in any of nolan's batman films.
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Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
November 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
i wish i had it in me to shit post.
November 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
i wish i had it in me to shit post.