@thuskey.bsky.social
What in the absolute fuck are we doing?
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What in the absolute fuck are we doing?
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I presume in a formal setting that bone saws go on the knife side, not the fork side.
President Trump apparently thinks it's time to throw a lavish party for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who will host a U.S.-Saudi investment summit the next day.
The Trump Organization is currently working on Trump Tower Jeddah and also has plans for a property in Riyadh. trib.al/UybFL62
The Trump Organization is currently working on Trump Tower Jeddah and also has plans for a property in Riyadh. trib.al/UybFL62
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I presume in a formal setting that bone saws go on the knife side, not the fork side.
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YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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So riddle me this: If Donald Trump is eradicating America of all the undocumented immigrants, why are we worried about them getting free healthcare?
October 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So riddle me this: If Donald Trump is eradicating America of all the undocumented immigrants, why are we worried about them getting free healthcare?
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Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
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guys, we have a tone shift
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
guys, we have a tone shift
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Why didn’t Dems put Trump in jail over the Epstein stuff? Because Alex Acosta and Alan Dershowitz got Epstein a deal that came with a non-prosecution agreement for Epstein’s clients and coconspirators. Then trump rewarded Acosta with a job as Labor Secretary.
He’s got the chalkboard out. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
July 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why didn’t Dems put Trump in jail over the Epstein stuff? Because Alex Acosta and Alan Dershowitz got Epstein a deal that came with a non-prosecution agreement for Epstein’s clients and coconspirators. Then trump rewarded Acosta with a job as Labor Secretary.
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BARTIROMO: How would you like to see the US respond to Iran?
JONI ERNST: Well, this will be entirely up to the president ... whatever that call is that is made by President Donald Trump, I will be supportive of
JONI ERNST: Well, this will be entirely up to the president ... whatever that call is that is made by President Donald Trump, I will be supportive of
June 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
BARTIROMO: How would you like to see the US respond to Iran?
JONI ERNST: Well, this will be entirely up to the president ... whatever that call is that is made by President Donald Trump, I will be supportive of
JONI ERNST: Well, this will be entirely up to the president ... whatever that call is that is made by President Donald Trump, I will be supportive of
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It takes nothing away from the brilliance of this show to acknowledge that this character was often humiliated and harassed in ways we would now recognize as totally gross, and it was Swit’s job to be plausibly so above it and so hyper-competent that she wasn’t pitiable or hateable.
May 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It takes nothing away from the brilliance of this show to acknowledge that this character was often humiliated and harassed in ways we would now recognize as totally gross, and it was Swit’s job to be plausibly so above it and so hyper-competent that she wasn’t pitiable or hateable.
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Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.
April 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.
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lmao Hannity's Trump accomplishments ticker got even more pathetic
April 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
lmao Hannity's Trump accomplishments ticker got even more pathetic
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It took under 100 days for "I'll lower prices on day one" to become "who needs money or a 401k when your heart is full of love for Dear Leader Trump"
April 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It took under 100 days for "I'll lower prices on day one" to become "who needs money or a 401k when your heart is full of love for Dear Leader Trump"
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I’m not sure how to deal with the fact that every statement ever made by Kamala Harris in 2019 was considered an ironclad part of the Dem platform forever but Trump can disavow his party’s literal detailed public governing blueprint and the press was like “OK, that’s over, we can move on now”
I remember all the MSMers throwing ackahullys about this www.politico.com/news/magazin...
‘Beyond My Wildest Dreams’: The Architect of Project 2025 Is Ready for His Victory Lap
Paul Dans, the ousted director of Project 2025, says he’s delighted that Trump is implementing his agenda after all.
www.politico.com
March 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m not sure how to deal with the fact that every statement ever made by Kamala Harris in 2019 was considered an ironclad part of the Dem platform forever but Trump can disavow his party’s literal detailed public governing blueprint and the press was like “OK, that’s over, we can move on now”
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Trump Recession Timeline:
1. This will be a Golden Age on Day 1! Prices will come down and economy will boom!
2. These policies won’t cause a recession. We know what we’re doing.
3. Ok, it will cause short-term pain but will be good in long term.
4. This is Biden’s recession!
1. This will be a Golden Age on Day 1! Prices will come down and economy will boom!
2. These policies won’t cause a recession. We know what we’re doing.
3. Ok, it will cause short-term pain but will be good in long term.
4. This is Biden’s recession!
March 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Trump Recession Timeline:
1. This will be a Golden Age on Day 1! Prices will come down and economy will boom!
2. These policies won’t cause a recession. We know what we’re doing.
3. Ok, it will cause short-term pain but will be good in long term.
4. This is Biden’s recession!
1. This will be a Golden Age on Day 1! Prices will come down and economy will boom!
2. These policies won’t cause a recession. We know what we’re doing.
3. Ok, it will cause short-term pain but will be good in long term.
4. This is Biden’s recession!
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These are the words of a would-be tyrant.
February 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
These are the words of a would-be tyrant.
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The lead prosecutor on the Adams investigation - Hagan Scotten - resigns from SDNY.
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion [to dismiss Adams charges]. But it was never going to me.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion [to dismiss Adams charges]. But it was never going to me.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Read the Resignation Letter From Hagan Scotten
Hagan Scotten, an assistant U.S. attorney, wrote to Emil Bove, acting deputy attorney general, refusing to drop the case against Mayor Eric Adams.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The lead prosecutor on the Adams investigation - Hagan Scotten - resigns from SDNY.
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion [to dismiss Adams charges]. But it was never going to me.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion [to dismiss Adams charges]. But it was never going to me.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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i need someone to ask john roberts if nondelegation applies to handing over the entire federal government to a single unelected billionaire
okay so what legal authority does elon musk have to commandeer the office of personnel management and access reams of sensitive data? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i need someone to ask john roberts if nondelegation applies to handing over the entire federal government to a single unelected billionaire
Greatest home run trot ever.
LOOK WHAT JUNIOR CAMINERO JUST DID!!!!!!!!!
January 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Greatest home run trot ever.
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Leones del Escogido: 2024-25 LIDOM champions
Albert Pujols adds LIDOM-title winning manager to his list of baseball accomplishments
Baseball is the best
Albert Pujols adds LIDOM-title winning manager to his list of baseball accomplishments
Baseball is the best
January 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Leones del Escogido: 2024-25 LIDOM champions
Albert Pujols adds LIDOM-title winning manager to his list of baseball accomplishments
Baseball is the best
Albert Pujols adds LIDOM-title winning manager to his list of baseball accomplishments
Baseball is the best
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Dead!
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dead!
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Well, this seems a little too on the nose:
Constitution removed from WH website:
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
Constitution removed from WH website:
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, this seems a little too on the nose:
Constitution removed from WH website:
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
Constitution removed from WH website:
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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The Cardinals started the winter advertising a reset. Three months in, they’ve done and accomplished absolutely nothing. That’s an ominous start to the next few years, which don’t have much short term silver lining:
www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
Winter cold puts a freeze on Cardinals’ offseason. Will they ever break the ice?
As of Tuesday, there have been only six major league teams who have yet to sign a single free agent. The Cardinals are one of them.
www.bnd.com
January 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The Cardinals started the winter advertising a reset. Three months in, they’ve done and accomplished absolutely nothing. That’s an ominous start to the next few years, which don’t have much short term silver lining:
www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/s...
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Bob Forsch was born 75 years ago today. He died in 2011, less than a week after throwing the ceremonial first pitch in a World Series game.
Forsch didn't recieve a single Cy Young vote in his career, nor was he ever an All-Star, despite some very solid seasons (particularly 1975).
He hit 12 HR!
Forsch didn't recieve a single Cy Young vote in his career, nor was he ever an All-Star, despite some very solid seasons (particularly 1975).
He hit 12 HR!
January 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bob Forsch was born 75 years ago today. He died in 2011, less than a week after throwing the ceremonial first pitch in a World Series game.
Forsch didn't recieve a single Cy Young vote in his career, nor was he ever an All-Star, despite some very solid seasons (particularly 1975).
He hit 12 HR!
Forsch didn't recieve a single Cy Young vote in his career, nor was he ever an All-Star, despite some very solid seasons (particularly 1975).
He hit 12 HR!
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Neil Gorsuch, Bret Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas, and Samuel Alito all believed that it was an appropriate exercise of their judicial authority to keep this man from spending 29 minutes on Zoom this morning
January 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Neil Gorsuch, Bret Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas, and Samuel Alito all believed that it was an appropriate exercise of their judicial authority to keep this man from spending 29 minutes on Zoom this morning