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Tilka
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Washed up tv sports anchor | Iowa born and raised, Hoosier educated, Illinois resident | the yellow starburst is the most valuable starburst
It really is amazing how the Packers amass all these good to great pass catchers (Watson, Doubs, Golden, Kraft) that just never play

As a Bears fan I actually find it delightful
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I haven’t been giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to IU (or any money for that matter) but earlier this week I told the Alumni Association that I’m no longer volunteering my time for an institution that is hurting students like this and it feels good not to be alone on this
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Everyone counted us out” -UCLA’s HC

For the first time in sports history, he’s actually right
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This week’s vibe:
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Tilka
And yet it is an iconic moment
August 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
AND I-I HAD A FEELING THAT I BELONGED

I-I HAD A FEELING I COULD BE SOMEONE, BE SOMEONE, BE SOMEONE
August 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Bare minimum for holding conversation: Mendoza, Rourke, Jackson, Sorsby, Williams, Bazelak, Tuttle, McCulley, Ramsey, Penix, Lagow, and Diamont
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
OOF
August 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What if Portland takes Jordan instead of Bowie?
What’s your modern historical hinge point? Nothing political. Just your major cultural What If? For example, I’m a 1994 Expos truther
July 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh, it’s absolutely the time I scored a six-run inside the park homerun (it was California Kickball rules, so you you could have as many runners as you wanted on any base) inside a basketball gym during like 4th grade
what is your personal sports highlight?

mine is: down 2 with like 4 seconds left, deflection sends ball into corner

guy throws the ball in to midcourt and i intercept it, and pass to my teammate who gets fouled shooting a 3

2/3 FT, go to OT

they are down 1, i stuff the j at the elbow. win
July 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Since I moved to Indy back in April, I decided to get back into the dating pool, and to be much more intentional by going to singles events.

What I found was that people aren’t dealing with a loneliness epidemic, but something else entirely: open.substack.com/pub/couchsur...
July 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think I’d really pick anything out of the Whitney Houston, Céline Dion, or Mariah Carey’s discography but I think I’m doing “I have nothing” by Whitney
okay what’s everyone’s most delusionally aspirational karaoke selection

like if you knew you could not fail, what’s the biggest / weirdest swing you would take

mine might be Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”
June 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I edited my list like five times because I kept seeing other peoples and going “dammit I need to add that”
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For anyone wondering, the air just got sucked out of the room here in downtown Indy
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
But, but, ChatGPT said the sharks are ACTUALLY in the streets of these LA protests!
June 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
However, you are still allowed to be A Hater of Smaller, Regional Cities

That means you: Danville, Illinois
i'll take this a step further and say the smaller and more regionally important the city they're afraid of, the more embarrassed they should be. what do you mean you don't want to get out of your car driving through Tulsa
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
FMA: Brotherhood
Dragon Ball Z
My Hero Academia
Wotakoi

Honorable Mention: A Place Further Than The Universe
Unasked for personal anime Mount Rushmore:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Yu Yu Hakusho
One Piece
Cowboy Bebop
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think more kids need to be talked to like in that one clip where Bradley Beal is talking to his own AAU team and he’s like “If you wanna make it to the league you gotta guard and score on me, and absolutely none of you can do that”
Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Paul Skenes YOU are the new Tungsten Arm O’Doyle
Skenes tonight: 8 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 1 BB, 8 K

Pirates trail 1-0
June 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If the Hard Knocks crew doesn’t push for a “Road To LA” training camp/tryout series which involves a mix of NFL and Flag guys then we are going to miss out on some tremendous content
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · May 26
Darrell Doucette III, quarterback of the USA national flag football team, says flag football players "deserve their opportunity" to play for Team USA in the 2028 Los Angeles Games 👀
May 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If IU’s offense was #2 in the country last year with a QB that played a whole season with a busted knee in year one of a new regime, how good is it gonna be when they have one That Can Move?
Here’s a look at the potential 2026 NFL Draft quarterback class 👀

Thoughts? 🔗: http://dlvr.it/TKvdk6
May 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Whoever made this cover must really, really like Tekken, cuz this art immediately popped in my mind.

Now I’m sitting here trying to figure out sports media personality comps for Tekken fighters.

All I got so far is that @edsbs.bsky.social is Kuma @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Do I even gotta say it?
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM