Tim Aidley
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Tim Aidley
@tim.aidley.com
"A distinctively Timmy blob"

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(He/Him)
I feel this could be reworded as "any time you see a customer, you must interrupt them in whatever they are doing"
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I encourage you not to interact with any Harry Potter content. I worked on the third movie, and I'm proud of that work, but I would be delighted if nobody ever watches it again while profits from it go towards attacking trans people.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If one is at risk of being kidnapped by ICE, I wonder if it would be worth getting a Tile tag and putting it in your shoe, so that your relatives can see where in the country they've whisked you to?
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I would find this funnier if Newsom himself wasn't throwing trans people under a bus.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
American Gammon
incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reposted by Tim Aidley
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bit fucking rich of Cuomo to say "you attack one of us, you attack all of us" after chuckling to Sid Rosenberg's racist comments about Mamdani on their radio interview.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cuomo still hasn't appeared at his party where they are playing 'Holding Out for a Hero'. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8h...)

The bored looking people are at least getting entertained by some dude with a placard
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by Tim Aidley
Hot girl summer is over, it’s aloof wife autumn
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love Jeremy Brett's Holmes. His monologue when Watson berates him for his drug use is fantastic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDf...
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Also, does Sephora sell fake blood
Hey who can give me tutorials on how to do makeup like this please and thank you
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This has some of the funniest writing I've ever seen in a game, and it's very enjoyable. It's turn-based and tactical in a way that feels a lot like a puzzle game, except that each puzzle has a bunch of solutions.
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This post is part of an interesting thread talking about a very shoddy article about an alleged split between trans and gay people in the US. It is worth reading.

However, one unrelated thing really struck me in this post; the 'term underwater account'...
10/ Twitter is a social platform swarming with transphobes. And yet, twitter.com/esojose_ is an underwater account, which follows 749 ppl but is only followed by 470
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Google's stated mission is to "organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful"
Great job Google
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wonder if Kendrick would be up for making a diss track about ICE?

Something devastating but also catchy.

Imagine if those unlovable fucks just got to hear people humming and singing it everywhere they go

Imagine years from now it comes on the radio and they feel like shit again
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I think a big reason people are unlikely to buy games from Amazon over Steam is that we all know that Amazon could close it down at any point and suddenly you'd be without the games you paid for. Amazon could do that and barely notice.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am quite proud of this little pun, but it's possibly not the right social media post to be making while I'm looking for a job
So the twat cannon is canon?
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I feel like if you're voting for someone to be mayor of your city, you should probably go with the person who loves their city and won't just bugger off to the other side of the country once they don't get their own way.

You want someone who can't imagine living anywhere else.
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When I was around 10 we once had a storyteller come to our school and tell us the story of Odysseus and Cyclops. I really enjoyed it, but I was most surprised that he vividly described and acted out Cyclops grabbing Odysseus' men, dashing their brains out against the cave walls and eating them.
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Tim Aidley
too often one assumes: because i can see you doing something, you are doing it as a performance. but no bitch. i am on a stage because i am the main character. i don't care who's in the audience
October 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Wow, it's been so long since I watched Akira. I managed to persuade the lad to watch it with me as well. It's still so good.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So that guy what a milkshake duck, huh?
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When I started work at Unity, I posted this image to the 'introductions' internal slack channel.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wow, it really is always a DNS issue.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM