Tim Serpas
timserpas.bsky.social
Tim Serpas
@timserpas.bsky.social
Scruffy-looking nerd herder
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This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I literally thought Trump's new FIFA Peace Prize was a dude crying into his hands.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Big congratulations to my fellow FIFA Peace Prize shortlist nominees: we are all, in some way, winners, and we can just focus on the hard work of talking about how much peace we accomplished in 2025 & how much we’re into the idea of peace, generally.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Great fucking news!
🤬 The Swearsky Index has increased to 5%
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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“Pele…who I assume is one of the greats” says Donald Trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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All the familiars
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I've been thinking Olivia Nutsy all this time and it turns out it's Olivia Newsie and how dare she
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Being on a Bluesky List is the the gift that gives on one hand, and cruelly takes away on the other.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Does anyone know who invented the breadcrumb?
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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My daughter just liked this post, so that's pretty cool. Prob gonna deactivate and go no contact with everyone I've ever met.
Maslow's Hierarchy of anal beads
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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spinningrat.online A rattisserie, if you will.
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horizontally spinning rat
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December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Soup. Soup for my family.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Quick! Everyone on the Universal Cereal Bus!
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ideology + creepypasta = Greek Orthodoxy
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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We received a hook, meant to be door-mounted, for holding a wreath. It is, uh, bedazzled.

6yo, upon seeing it: I'm going to take this and make it my weapon for killing people when I go and kill people.

Me: Yes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“How did you get into TTRPGs?”

Ya know, back in outer space
We used to drink... a LOT
“How did you get into TTRPGs?”

In the darkest depths of Mordor,
I met a girl so fair
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair...

... You can check out any time you like
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Get in the reboot, Jackie
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Small Yorkie dog ate the four sticks of butter acquired for Thanksgiving cooking. Yorkie proceeded to be extremely greasy all over, seemingly extruding the butter through her fur, for *three full weeks*!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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When I was 18 and the drinking age had just been raised, I tried arguing with my grandfather that if 18 was old enough to join the military, it should be old enough to drink. He laughed and said "Being in the military doesn't make you grown up, they tell you when to wake up, when to eat,
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM