Tim Stewart
@timstwrt.bsky.social
3rd Place, 1990 Geneva Public Library Spelling Bee
How bad is Riley Leonard in practice that he makes Rivers fluttering hospital balls seem like the best option?
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How bad is Riley Leonard in practice that he makes Rivers fluttering hospital balls seem like the best option?
shades of a young Peter Tom Willis at quarterback
C.J. Gardner-Johnson gets the 3rd interception of the day for the Bears defense
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
shades of a young Peter Tom Willis at quarterback
sad to admit, but the NBA Cup works
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
sad to admit, but the NBA Cup works
four minutes before the end of the movie, the woman behind me yelled, “THERE IT IS, HE’S GOING FOR THE SLING BLADE”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
four minutes before the end of the movie, the woman behind me yelled, “THERE IT IS, HE’S GOING FOR THE SLING BLADE”
Tom Ricketts has shown he’s ready and willing (Schwarber, Darvish, Bellinger) to make the baseball team way worse if he can save $12 million
Nico Hoerner Has Reportedly Popped Up in Trade Talks (But Don’t Freak)
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/12...
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/12...
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tom Ricketts has shown he’s ready and willing (Schwarber, Darvish, Bellinger) to make the baseball team way worse if he can save $12 million
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for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
has he been awarded the MLB Peace Prize?
Jeff Kent is Headed to the Hall of Fame
www.bleachernation.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
has he been awarded the MLB Peace Prize?
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Matt LaFleur every time the camera is on him
a man in a white shirt and tie says well i 've got a lot to do .
Alt: a man in a white shirt and tie says well i 've got a lot to do .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Matt LaFleur every time the camera is on him
If Love turned around and threw it through the uprights, Brady would talk about how tight the spiral was
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If Love turned around and threw it through the uprights, Brady would talk about how tight the spiral was
the Indiana-James Madison national championship game is gonna be wild
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the Indiana-James Madison national championship game is gonna be wild
hard to have a good loss in the relegation zone, but this was as close to one as you can get…thrilling second half
📰 Despite coming back from two goals down, it's defeat at the Etihad this afternoon.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hard to have a good loss in the relegation zone, but this was as close to one as you can get…thrilling second half
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Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes
Lil Jon played Turn Down For What in two different cities today, and I saw both performances from the same couch I haven’t traveled more than twenty yards from today.
If I had a nickel for every time Lil Jon performed Turn Down For What on NBC, *TODAY*, I’d have two nickels.
Which feels like two nickels too many… but also too few.
Which feels like two nickels too many… but also too few.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lil Jon played Turn Down For What in two different cities today, and I saw both performances from the same couch I haven’t traveled more than twenty yards from today.
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
“This Thanksgiving, bet together like never before” is some grim shit, even for the grim intersection of Gambling and Advertising
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“This Thanksgiving, bet together like never before” is some grim shit, even for the grim intersection of Gambling and Advertising
hearing anything off dizzy up the girl immediately teleports me to scooping ice cream at the local baskin robbins/dunkin donuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hearing anything off dizzy up the girl immediately teleports me to scooping ice cream at the local baskin robbins/dunkin donuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
JJ MCarthy getting dangerously close to the line between eye black and blackface
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
JJ MCarthy getting dangerously close to the line between eye black and blackface
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Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
why don’t they make the whole offense out of Last Five Minutes Caleb
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
why don’t they make the whole offense out of Last Five Minutes Caleb
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
look I shouldn’t have to know this scumbag’s name or be able to picture his stupid haircut. It’s a bummer his dad hated him and we all have to deal with the consequences, but this shit is exhausting
Lawyers play a video that was played for Bovino. In it, he tells agents "everybody fucking gets it if they touch you."
"This is OUR fucking city," Bovino tells them.
"This is OUR fucking city," Bovino tells them.
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
look I shouldn’t have to know this scumbag’s name or be able to picture his stupid haircut. It’s a bummer his dad hated him and we all have to deal with the consequences, but this shit is exhausting
sir, the microphone will do the heavy lifting on amplification
Trump seems even more unhinged than usual in these new videos. The transition at the 40-second mark alone is just bizarre: "Leave them alone! WARNING!"
He's shouting and almost slurring his words, to say nothing of the fact that he's threatening to start a new war against Nigeria.
He's shouting and almost slurring his words, to say nothing of the fact that he's threatening to start a new war against Nigeria.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sir, the microphone will do the heavy lifting on amplification
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.