Tobias River
@tobiasriver.bsky.social
Reader, writer, crafter, queer
They/them
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They/them
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Just because it’s Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth)...
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just because it’s Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth)...
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
Together, we can show that unity is stronger than division.
Join us: togetheralliance.org.uk
#TogetherAlliance
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Let me just say something.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Let me just say something.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
The idea that in 2025 you should have to volunteer and work for free to provide basic services that should already be provided, in the richest countries in the world, while billionaires become trillionaires.
Is poison.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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![ICE Agent Tries to Impress Women by Showing Scar From Injury Sustained While Tackling Child [pic of guy showing scar on tummy] the hard times](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigaoentn6td6kc3gjlcjdbbvs7zhpbhka4vbmdhqyqyuotmoqcppa@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Yo, I can't stop laughing at this
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yo, I can't stop laughing at this
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣
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Oh I knew he’d win. Now, it may just be a rumor, but I’ve heard that Gov. Walz is the front runner for Arby’s First Annual Physics Prize and Gov. Pritzker is a shoe-in for Costco’s First Prize to be awarded in Economics. If true, congrats are in order to all the esteemed winners.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Oh I knew he’d win. Now, it may just be a rumor, but I’ve heard that Gov. Walz is the front runner for Arby’s First Annual Physics Prize and Gov. Pritzker is a shoe-in for Costco’s First Prize to be awarded in Economics. If true, congrats are in order to all the esteemed winners.
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Aren't these the same people that complain about the "everybody gets a trophy" crowd?????
at least when i was a child and we would play make-believe games and have make-believe medals, we knew that it was all made up and not reality. we have a president who has less sense than a child.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Aren't these the same people that complain about the "everybody gets a trophy" crowd?????
I too, have just been awarded a peace prize. I gave it to myself because, in a novel I am writing I wrote peace and ended a war, that I had also wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I too, have just been awarded a peace prize. I gave it to myself because, in a novel I am writing I wrote peace and ended a war, that I had also wrote.
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Marketing scams aimed at writers via email are on the uptick. Here’s the latest list of scammers. Don’t click on their email; do send it to spam:
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Marketing scams aimed at writers via email are on the uptick. Here’s the latest list of scammers. Don’t click on their email; do send it to spam:
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
Fathia Hanafi
Hannah
Komal
Tahila Bennet
#bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #writer
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They’re already dying. 3 unvaccinated children have died in TN from pertussis/ whooping cough, several have died from measles. Thousands of unvaccinated children die yearly which could have been prevented by vaccines. These parents weren’t alive to know the horror before vaccines.
Children will die. Many children will die. We truly are at the beginning of the end times.
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They’re already dying. 3 unvaccinated children have died in TN from pertussis/ whooping cough, several have died from measles. Thousands of unvaccinated children die yearly which could have been prevented by vaccines. These parents weren’t alive to know the horror before vaccines.
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Watching the President receive the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm struggling to think of a more obvious attempt at placating/grovelling to a tyrannical man-baby than by giving him an entirely made-up award that makes literally no sense whatsoever.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Watching the President receive the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm struggling to think of a more obvious attempt at placating/grovelling to a tyrannical man-baby than by giving him an entirely made-up award that makes literally no sense whatsoever.
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The ways the world accepts and normalizes African suffering and death is so enraging
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
Up to 150,000 residents of El Fasher are missing since North Darfur capital fell to paramilitary Rapid Support Forces
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The ways the world accepts and normalizes African suffering and death is so enraging
Children will die. Many children will die. We truly are at the beginning of the end times.
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Children will die. Many children will die. We truly are at the beginning of the end times.
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@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Yes, the only reason American car manufacturers haven't been making "tiny cars" is the lack of presidential decree. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yes, the only reason American car manufacturers haven't been making "tiny cars" is the lack of presidential decree. 🙄
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Royal Mail - Czech
National Grid - Australian
Thames Water - Canadian/Qatar
British Petroleum - American
British Gas - American
The ripoff 'wonders' privatisation has given you.
National Grid - Australian
Thames Water - Canadian/Qatar
British Petroleum - American
British Gas - American
The ripoff 'wonders' privatisation has given you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Royal Mail - Czech
National Grid - Australian
Thames Water - Canadian/Qatar
British Petroleum - American
British Gas - American
The ripoff 'wonders' privatisation has given you.
National Grid - Australian
Thames Water - Canadian/Qatar
British Petroleum - American
British Gas - American
The ripoff 'wonders' privatisation has given you.