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This is why I remind anyone in the "time to buy a gun" crowd: the Second Amendment is not for you. American gun culture is not for you.

You are not in on the con.
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
new onion has been kinda mid but sometimes they really recapture the magic
Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
fuck my chungus life
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
no fucking way
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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tax season is coming up so remember, as per IRS Publication 17, you must report all your bribes, treasure map finds, illegal activities, kickbacks, and theft as "Other Income"
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
god damn it stop making me like you Mark Carney
The Canada-China relationship has been distant and uncertain for nearly a decade.

We’re changing that, with a new strategic partnership that benefits the people of both our nations.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
the tasting history guy still annoys me because I’m a cynical grump, but his comment section is remarkable. everyone is so nice to each other
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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defining Trump 2 text
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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1 in 4 Republicans being negative seems catastrophic for ICE to me. This is a group that has happily signed off on all manner of cruelty
these are some pretty catastrophic approval numbers for ICE mom-murderers

they will not improve
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.

Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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i do not want chicago to be in the epic meme production industry. i know we're not actually better than that, snl and what-not, but i don't think we should continue with our rat holes and our cheese grater guys. i consider this "philadelphia behavior" and if it were up to me we wouldn't engage in it
A blue-collar worker has found fame as "Cheese Grater Guy" during the Bears’ iconic playoff win over the Packers. blockclubchi.co/3Nu2vfn
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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I think “hey curvy Isabelle is a little strange” and continued silence on your employer working as the vanguard in complete erasure of transgender people in public life are actually slightly different things
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
come on $7.99 is $10. $7.49 is $5
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
trump touch money :(
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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the vibes are so bad on the timeline even though the eagles lost. bluesky is cooked
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
the things I would fucking do to have been in this room youtu.be/F0jAz0ZxDUE?...
Sonic Youth - I Wanna Be Your Dog - Live with Iggy Pop at The Town & Country Club | London
YouTube video by Sonic Youth
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Entire internet gives me the feeling of TV when nothings on now
January 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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my main problem with the "british food is bad" jokes are that it's old and really dated material. it's not really true, but more importantly, it's hack
'British food is bad' has been untrue for like a generation and a half at this point but really sticks around in the U.S. U.S. supermarkets are inferior to their U.K. counterparts!
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
everybody couching with “of course the furry community has great people, but..” after they chased parker off the site sound a lot like libs saying “of course maduro was an authoritarian but..” we know! why do we feel the need to give bad actors the benefit of the doubt?
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!

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January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Steve ballmer remains the most vindicated man in history
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM