bran
@tofuwingding.bsky.social
cat lover, band nerd, army veteran, grumpy leftist commie your parents warned you about #godukes
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“Russia Ukraine is not a proxy for whether you like Trump or not, Russia is our enemy, and paid the Taliban bounties to kill American soldiers”
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Russia Ukraine is not a proxy for whether you like Trump or not, Russia is our enemy, and paid the Taliban bounties to kill American soldiers”
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That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.
February 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.
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Death from above. Photo from my collection, 1959.
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Death from above. Photo from my collection, 1959.
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Three years ago today, Putin's tanks rolled into Ukraine, and Russian aircraft began bombing the country.
Trump is lying. Russia started the war, not Ukraine.
Putin is a dictator, not Zelensky.
Trump is lying. Russia started the war, not Ukraine.
Putin is a dictator, not Zelensky.
February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Three years ago today, Putin's tanks rolled into Ukraine, and Russian aircraft began bombing the country.
Trump is lying. Russia started the war, not Ukraine.
Putin is a dictator, not Zelensky.
Trump is lying. Russia started the war, not Ukraine.
Putin is a dictator, not Zelensky.
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I don’t think Ukraine wants the entire Republican Party.
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don’t think Ukraine wants the entire Republican Party.
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So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.
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BREAKING:
Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”
Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”
February 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
BREAKING:
Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”
Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”
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Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!”
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
February 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can someone please explain to me how it is possible that the very same red-white-and-holy-shit-they’re-stupids flying “don’t tread on me” flags are also like “hell yeah he’s our motherfucking king! Cry harder Libs!”
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
Explain this to me like I’m 5 and not smarter than all of them combined.
Please.
I'm down, 10/10 casting, should've happened sooner tbh
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm down, 10/10 casting, should've happened sooner tbh
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We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
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I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
February 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
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The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was positive because a lot of people are now finding out and talking about 40 acres and a mule and what that means.
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was positive because a lot of people are now finding out and talking about 40 acres and a mule and what that means.
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This is Oligarchy. The three richest men in the world have become $196 BILLION richer since Donald Trump was elected.
$196 billion for three men in 99 days.
Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
$196 billion for three men in 99 days.
Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
February 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is Oligarchy. The three richest men in the world have become $196 BILLION richer since Donald Trump was elected.
$196 billion for three men in 99 days.
Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
$196 billion for three men in 99 days.
Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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Elon Musk was mocked after raging against "unelected bureaucrats" in an Oval Office rant oblivious to the fact that he was describing himself.
February 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Elon Musk was mocked after raging against "unelected bureaucrats" in an Oval Office rant oblivious to the fact that he was describing himself.
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Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Monday thought:
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It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.