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YOUTH GROUP by @jordanmorris.bsky.social (of podcasts Bubble and Jordan Jesse Go!) and Bowen McCurdy. A funny story of a girl whose mom pushes her to join a Christian Youth Group which turns out to be a team of demon-hunting exorcists. Pleasingly cartoonish and engaging art. Loved it
YOUTH GROUP by @jordanmorris.bsky.social (of podcasts Bubble and Jordan Jesse Go!) and Bowen McCurdy. A funny story of a girl whose mom pushes her to join a Christian Youth Group which turns out to be a team of demon-hunting exorcists. Pleasingly cartoonish and engaging art. Loved it
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
RECENT READING
YOUTH GROUP by @jordanmorris.bsky.social (of podcasts Bubble and Jordan Jesse Go!) and Bowen McCurdy. A funny story of a girl whose mom pushes her to join a Christian Youth Group which turns out to be a team of demon-hunting exorcists. Pleasingly cartoonish and engaging art. Loved it
YOUTH GROUP by @jordanmorris.bsky.social (of podcasts Bubble and Jordan Jesse Go!) and Bowen McCurdy. A funny story of a girl whose mom pushes her to join a Christian Youth Group which turns out to be a team of demon-hunting exorcists. Pleasingly cartoonish and engaging art. Loved it
Clarence Boddicker interrupts Bob Morton's party with that famous line from ROBOCOP: "Ladies, I'd leave if I were you." (ROBOCOP #1, "the official Marvel movie adaptation of the blockbuster movie sensation," Oct. '87.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Clarence Boddicker interrupts Bob Morton's party with that famous line from ROBOCOP: "Ladies, I'd leave if I were you." (ROBOCOP #1, "the official Marvel movie adaptation of the blockbuster movie sensation," Oct. '87.)
"Me have nostrils! They just deep in the fur!" A Sesame Street mystery starring Beignet Blanc
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Me have nostrils! They just deep in the fur!" A Sesame Street mystery starring Beignet Blanc
THIS IS NOT A FEEL-GOOD STORY. THIS IS NOT INSPIRATIONAL. THIS IS NOT ASPIRATIONAL. THIS IS THE WEALTHY ELITE TELLING YOU TO WORK UNTIL YOU DIE
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
THIS IS NOT A FEEL-GOOD STORY. THIS IS NOT INSPIRATIONAL. THIS IS NOT ASPIRATIONAL. THIS IS THE WEALTHY ELITE TELLING YOU TO WORK UNTIL YOU DIE
I named my fists "Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle" and "Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street?" because they're giving you deep cuts
I named my fists Lee and Kirby because only one of them is responsible for the majority of what they do.
I named my fists Jordan and Sanderson because what one starts, the other one will finish
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I named my fists "Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle" and "Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street?" because they're giving you deep cuts
I named my fists It and The Suspense because you won't see It coming and The Suspense is killing you
I named my fists Wayne and Garth because you’re about to see them in EXTREME CLOSE-UP!! WHOAAAAAAAA!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I named my fists It and The Suspense because you won't see It coming and The Suspense is killing you
I realized today that in DR. STRANGELOVE, the President played by Peter Sellers is named after pubic hair twice: Merkin Muffley. I don't know what to do now that I am aware of this
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I realized today that in DR. STRANGELOVE, the President played by Peter Sellers is named after pubic hair twice: Merkin Muffley. I don't know what to do now that I am aware of this
Tomorrow the Secretary of the Flat Earth (formerly Secretary of the Interior) will declare gravity to be both illegal and a hoax, say sources close to Berilia, one of four elephants who carry the world on their backs while riding through space on the shell of the Great A'Tuin, the Giant Star Turtle
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Tomorrow the Secretary of the Flat Earth (formerly Secretary of the Interior) will declare gravity to be both illegal and a hoax, say sources close to Berilia, one of four elephants who carry the world on their backs while riding through space on the shell of the Great A'Tuin, the Giant Star Turtle
If I could fly high above the world, would I see a bunch of living dots spell the word "stupidity"?
Bad Religion - Stranger Than Fiction (Official Video with lyrics)
YouTube video by Zsolt Peter Kodner
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November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If I could fly high above the world, would I see a bunch of living dots spell the word "stupidity"?
Reposted by tomthedog
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Hoyt Axton
McCoy Tyner (pianist for the John Coltrane Quartet)
Neil Young's Bridge School Benefit concert ('98 & '99)
Stephen Lynch/Mitch Hedberg
The Linda Lindas
Hoyt Axton
McCoy Tyner (pianist for the John Coltrane Quartet)
Neil Young's Bridge School Benefit concert ('98 & '99)
Stephen Lynch/Mitch Hedberg
The Linda Lindas
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Michael Jackson
Fugazi
Nirvana/Breeders
Exodus/Anthax/High on Fire
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Michael Jackson
Fugazi
Nirvana/Breeders
Exodus/Anthax/High on Fire
blink
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie
NIN
Prince
A Tribe Called Quest
Rage Against The Machine
Bowie
NIN
Prince
A Tribe Called Quest
Rage Against The Machine
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Hoyt Axton
McCoy Tyner (pianist for the John Coltrane Quartet)
Neil Young's Bridge School Benefit concert ('98 & '99)
Stephen Lynch/Mitch Hedberg
The Linda Lindas
Hoyt Axton
McCoy Tyner (pianist for the John Coltrane Quartet)
Neil Young's Bridge School Benefit concert ('98 & '99)
Stephen Lynch/Mitch Hedberg
The Linda Lindas
Guys, I know what you're thinking: that fixes one song without a canal, but what about all these other songs without canals? Look no further! We've got you covered!!
Here's @thebeaches.bsky.social with "Blame Brett," now with your FDA-recommended daily dosage of canal fully met!
Here's @thebeaches.bsky.social with "Blame Brett," now with your FDA-recommended daily dosage of canal fully met!
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Guys, I know what you're thinking: that fixes one song without a canal, but what about all these other songs without canals? Look no further! We've got you covered!!
Here's @thebeaches.bsky.social with "Blame Brett," now with your FDA-recommended daily dosage of canal fully met!
Here's @thebeaches.bsky.social with "Blame Brett," now with your FDA-recommended daily dosage of canal fully met!
Guys, if you're like me, you probably encounter this problem every single day: I like this song, but do you know what it's missing? A canal! Am I right?? Well, have I got a solution for you!!
Here's "Expert In A Dying Field" by @thebeths.bsky.social now with 100% more canal!
Here's "Expert In A Dying Field" by @thebeths.bsky.social now with 100% more canal!
Expert In A Dying Field (Live) - The Beths | Coal Drops Sessions
YouTube video by Mercury Studios
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November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Guys, if you're like me, you probably encounter this problem every single day: I like this song, but do you know what it's missing? A canal! Am I right?? Well, have I got a solution for you!!
Here's "Expert In A Dying Field" by @thebeths.bsky.social now with 100% more canal!
Here's "Expert In A Dying Field" by @thebeths.bsky.social now with 100% more canal!
Some kind of
Posy - Some Kind Of
YouTube video by Posy
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November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Some kind of
The single most cheer-inducing sequence of Scorsese's filmography is also in CASINO: it's when Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob123.bsky.social appears. Every time I forget he's in it, and every time I say, "Holy shit, it's Joe Bob Briggs!"
Martin Scorsese’s Vegas mob drama “Casino” (released 30 years ago this week) features the single most wince-inducing sequence of his entire filmography.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The single most cheer-inducing sequence of Scorsese's filmography is also in CASINO: it's when Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob123.bsky.social appears. Every time I forget he's in it, and every time I say, "Holy shit, it's Joe Bob Briggs!"
The number of people who still insist Skyler was the villain in BREAKING BAD is alarmingly high
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The number of people who still insist Skyler was the villain in BREAKING BAD is alarmingly high
"Restrained and proper." The only correct response to this is to use the words that the restrained and proper Dick Cheney introduced to the Senate floor:
Go fuck yourself, Peter Baker. Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself, Peter Baker. Go fuck yourself.
It was a memorial service much like the man, restrained and proper yet charged with quiet energy. But as Washington honored Dick Cheney for his service and devotion to country, it underscored how much politics has turned topsy in this country. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...
Cheney Remembered for Transforming National Security and Standing Against Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Restrained and proper." The only correct response to this is to use the words that the restrained and proper Dick Cheney introduced to the Senate floor:
Go fuck yourself, Peter Baker. Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself, Peter Baker. Go fuck yourself.
I like listening to podcasts while I read comics, which is how I just now find myself reading HARLEY QUINN while listening to the SUICIDE SQUAD episode of @flophousepodcast.com in which Elliott Kalan, current writer of comics character Harley Quinn, makes fun of movie character Harley Quinn
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I like listening to podcasts while I read comics, which is how I just now find myself reading HARLEY QUINN while listening to the SUICIDE SQUAD episode of @flophousepodcast.com in which Elliott Kalan, current writer of comics character Harley Quinn, makes fun of movie character Harley Quinn
Speaking of "Chaise Longue," two things:
1) Is your muffin buttered?
2) Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Oh, also, I am absolutely the kind of garbage person who pronounces it "Chase Lounge"
1) Is your muffin buttered?
2) Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Oh, also, I am absolutely the kind of garbage person who pronounces it "Chase Lounge"
I've found a third band to like this year, which is good because I've listened to @thebeaches.bsky.social "Blame Brett" and @thebeths.bsky.social "Straight Line Was A Lie" about a thousand times each by now. This is "Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg and I am going to listen to it about a thousand times
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Speaking of "Chaise Longue," two things:
1) Is your muffin buttered?
2) Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Oh, also, I am absolutely the kind of garbage person who pronounces it "Chase Lounge"
1) Is your muffin buttered?
2) Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Oh, also, I am absolutely the kind of garbage person who pronounces it "Chase Lounge"
I've found a third band to like this year, which is good because I've listened to @thebeaches.bsky.social "Blame Brett" and @thebeths.bsky.social "Straight Line Was A Lie" about a thousand times each by now. This is "Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg and I am going to listen to it about a thousand times
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I've found a third band to like this year, which is good because I've listened to @thebeaches.bsky.social "Blame Brett" and @thebeths.bsky.social "Straight Line Was A Lie" about a thousand times each by now. This is "Chaise Longue" by Wet Leg and I am going to listen to it about a thousand times
Reading book 3 of THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY and lamenting again that I'll probably never get to see the TV adaptation (w/ Tony Hale & Kristen Schaal!), which ran for 2 seasons on Disney+ and was disappeared 4 months after it was canceled, making it (as Wiki puts it) "lost media by legal means"
"In addition to dropping the live networks, YouTube TV also is removing any DVR library recordings users have made from those networks." This is the REAL bullshit here. DVDs of tv shows barely exist now because they're all streaming, right? But streamers can disappear those shows whenever they want
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reading book 3 of THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY and lamenting again that I'll probably never get to see the TV adaptation (w/ Tony Hale & Kristen Schaal!), which ran for 2 seasons on Disney+ and was disappeared 4 months after it was canceled, making it (as Wiki puts it) "lost media by legal means"
This Patricia Lockwood tweet about Franzen is making me think I can pass off my DNF of THE CORRECTIONS because it was long and boring as a moral choice on my part instead. (Also that I should add Lockwood's NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS to my Libby holds)
Everything these people write reminds me of Tricia Lockwood’s tweet but they are both Jonathan Franzen
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This Patricia Lockwood tweet about Franzen is making me think I can pass off my DNF of THE CORRECTIONS because it was long and boring as a moral choice on my part instead. (Also that I should add Lockwood's NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS to my Libby holds)
RECENT READING
Matt Ruff's BAD MONKEYS. The battle of Good vs. Evil. Or is it? Yes, it is. OR IS IT??? I like Matt Ruff and I tore through this in two days, a brisk and entertaining tale of morality and how we perceive it with sci-fi elements and a crafty narrator
Matt Ruff's BAD MONKEYS. The battle of Good vs. Evil. Or is it? Yes, it is. OR IS IT??? I like Matt Ruff and I tore through this in two days, a brisk and entertaining tale of morality and how we perceive it with sci-fi elements and a crafty narrator
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
RECENT READING
Matt Ruff's BAD MONKEYS. The battle of Good vs. Evil. Or is it? Yes, it is. OR IS IT??? I like Matt Ruff and I tore through this in two days, a brisk and entertaining tale of morality and how we perceive it with sci-fi elements and a crafty narrator
Matt Ruff's BAD MONKEYS. The battle of Good vs. Evil. Or is it? Yes, it is. OR IS IT??? I like Matt Ruff and I tore through this in two days, a brisk and entertaining tale of morality and how we perceive it with sci-fi elements and a crafty narrator
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?