rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry

Women love it when you take them home and your place looks exactly like Rust Cohle’s apartment

Has anyone actually written something on the apparently inability of the reactionary mind to grasp the basic themes and even overt text of Tolkien?

Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”

The movies don't really get into it, but it's worth remembering that Denethor went crazy because he spent too much time doomscrolling on the Palantír and it cooked his brain

(Watching Playoff Jimmy go off to keep the Warriors in the series while Steph recovers): if you think about it, this is a lot like Huor covering Turgon’s retreat during the Nirnaeth Arnoediad 🥹

cheers is so good lmao

The Lakers leaking that they had their eyes on Luka Doncic for a while now is killing me. Holy shit, they were really flying under the radar with that one. "I had my eye on this investment for a while now," I tell the person handing me an oversized novelty check after I won the lottery

Sure but if you’re an adult you should mostly read books for adults let’s be real here

Fëanor couldn’t get it done in the clutch…the Noldor in Beleriand were missing a glue guy and a closer, Finarfin would’ve been both. That’s why they couldn’t close out Morgoth! #facts

forgot how catty book Gandalf is...he really thought he ate with that last line

robert kennedy is going to arlington, and he's going to eat the unknown soldier

Bellying up to the HHS cafeteria counter for a heaping helping of bear carpaccio

Norm from Cheers is historically significant as one of the last guys to have pre-NAFTA obesity (beer, hot dogs, pies) vs. post-NAFA obesity (sugar and corn syrup)

Putting on a suit jacket to go to my cinema basement like I'm going to Melville's from Cheers

Skeeting