TortieKit
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How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
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'This isn't an opinion. This is counting.'
- A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bn
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
'This isn't an opinion. This is counting.'
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Feels like quite a few people have been waiting their whole lives for the moment when being openly racist in print is no longer career ending and are determined to make the most of it.
June 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Feels like quite a few people have been waiting their whole lives for the moment when being openly racist in print is no longer career ending and are determined to make the most of it.
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The Great Replacement Theory: all British people will, over time, be replaced by the progeny of Boris Johnson
May 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Great Replacement Theory: all British people will, over time, be replaced by the progeny of Boris Johnson
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Johnson put a border in the Irish Sea, sold out the fishing industry, all SMEs trading with the EU, our farmers, universities, musicians, young people, scientists, all of us…
And now he sits in the mess he made throwing insults at those who are clearing up after him.
What a monumental piece of shit.
And now he sits in the mess he made throwing insults at those who are clearing up after him.
What a monumental piece of shit.
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Johnson put a border in the Irish Sea, sold out the fishing industry, all SMEs trading with the EU, our farmers, universities, musicians, young people, scientists, all of us…
And now he sits in the mess he made throwing insults at those who are clearing up after him.
What a monumental piece of shit.
And now he sits in the mess he made throwing insults at those who are clearing up after him.
What a monumental piece of shit.
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I’m old fashioned enough to think the BBC should be leading on what the deal is and what it means. Rather than the political claims from both sides.
May 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m old fashioned enough to think the BBC should be leading on what the deal is and what it means. Rather than the political claims from both sides.
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We despise immigrants for not putting down roots, even as we make sure that it is impossible for them to do so. We do this because we have no idea what we want.
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
May 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
We despise immigrants for not putting down roots, even as we make sure that it is impossible for them to do so. We do this because we have no idea what we want.
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
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Starmer is like that bloke that won the lottery and spunked it in a year
May 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Starmer is like that bloke that won the lottery and spunked it in a year
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When he first came to power he pledged, explicitly, to kill populism through competence. He no longer speaks in these terms anymore. This week he used to language of populists -elite conspiracy, lurid language, fear of the outsider.
May 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When he first came to power he pledged, explicitly, to kill populism through competence. He no longer speaks in these terms anymore. This week he used to language of populists -elite conspiracy, lurid language, fear of the outsider.
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Somehow we are taking the 'opportunity' presented by the attack on the US higher education sector and making ourselves substantially less attractive. I cannot believe the sheer amateur hour nature of this, just because Labour got scared about a few polls and the local elections.
May 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Somehow we are taking the 'opportunity' presented by the attack on the US higher education sector and making ourselves substantially less attractive. I cannot believe the sheer amateur hour nature of this, just because Labour got scared about a few polls and the local elections.
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The media make Farage VERY LOUD. While the liberal opposition is given very little airtime at all. Labour has been sucked into the noise, instead of telling its own story, listening to its core voters and acting in the country’s best interests. They risk appealing to absolutely no one.
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The media make Farage VERY LOUD. While the liberal opposition is given very little airtime at all. Labour has been sucked into the noise, instead of telling its own story, listening to its core voters and acting in the country’s best interests. They risk appealing to absolutely no one.
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Reform candidate in St Edmunds is running on pledge to bring ducks back to the Maltings. There’s plenty of ducks there already and elsewhere on the river. We believe in free movement of ducks.
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reform candidate in St Edmunds is running on pledge to bring ducks back to the Maltings. There’s plenty of ducks there already and elsewhere on the river. We believe in free movement of ducks.
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April 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It is indeed bigly excellent.
This episode is so beautiful. It has all the best words. People say it has words so beautiful that they've never known an episode like this. I'm not saying it. Everyone is saying it. They say I am Making Podcasts Great Again.
(Seriously though, it's a relief. It was SO complicated to put together.)
(Seriously though, it's a relief. It was SO complicated to put together.)
🌺 Persephone I - If You Can't Be Free, Be A Mystery 💀
NEW EPISODE: Persephone has been assigned the story of a victim, but bears none of the hallmarks. Why has this magnificent Queen been reduced to a Page 3 girl?
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/20hc...
NEW EPISODE: Persephone has been assigned the story of a victim, but bears none of the hallmarks. Why has this magnificent Queen been reduced to a Page 3 girl?
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/20hc...
April 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It is indeed bigly excellent.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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OR you could -
admit publicly that Trump is an idiot and you made a mistake;
check into detox for a couple of months;
apologise to your daughter;
donate Twitter to a trust set up to actually run it as a "public square";
use a smidgeon of your vast wealth to compensate the public servants you fired.
admit publicly that Trump is an idiot and you made a mistake;
check into detox for a couple of months;
apologise to your daughter;
donate Twitter to a trust set up to actually run it as a "public square";
use a smidgeon of your vast wealth to compensate the public servants you fired.
German news:
In complete contrast to Trump’s tariff policies, speaking via video link to a conference of Italian right-wing populist party 'Lega', Musk has advocated a "zero tariff", free trade zone with Europe.
[translation below]
www.tagesschau.de/ausland/amer...
In complete contrast to Trump’s tariff policies, speaking via video link to a conference of Italian right-wing populist party 'Lega', Musk has advocated a "zero tariff", free trade zone with Europe.
[translation below]
www.tagesschau.de/ausland/amer...
US-Zölle: Musk spricht sich für Freihandelszone mit Europa aus
Trotz des Aufruhrs an den Börsen hält US-Präsident Trump an seiner Zollpolitik fest. Sein Berater Musk schlägt nun ganz andere Töne an - und fordert eine "Null-Zoll-Situation" zwischen Europa und den ...
www.tagesschau.de
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
OR you could -
admit publicly that Trump is an idiot and you made a mistake;
check into detox for a couple of months;
apologise to your daughter;
donate Twitter to a trust set up to actually run it as a "public square";
use a smidgeon of your vast wealth to compensate the public servants you fired.
admit publicly that Trump is an idiot and you made a mistake;
check into detox for a couple of months;
apologise to your daughter;
donate Twitter to a trust set up to actually run it as a "public square";
use a smidgeon of your vast wealth to compensate the public servants you fired.
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You can’t bring your speedboat into this harbour, because of wake.
March 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You can’t bring your speedboat into this harbour, because of wake.
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Leaders of the free world stand united in London
The United States is not among them
The United States is not among them
March 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Leaders of the free world stand united in London
The United States is not among them
The United States is not among them
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Jesus Christ. When was the last time you heard anyone say something like this?
🇪🇺🇬🇧 Through my first set of meetings in Brussels. The praise for Starmer is overwhelming: “What he has managed to do is not just good for him. It's good for all of us. Absolutely top notch. This is the UK at its best. The UK we have always admired.
March 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Jesus Christ. When was the last time you heard anyone say something like this?
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Ed Davey, "The Prime Minister Keir Starmer is I think actually doing a good job"
"Having to deal with someone who is unreliable and unpredictable as President Donald Trump"
"I feel for him"
"Having to deal with someone who is unreliable and unpredictable as President Donald Trump"
"I feel for him"
March 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ed Davey, "The Prime Minister Keir Starmer is I think actually doing a good job"
"Having to deal with someone who is unreliable and unpredictable as President Donald Trump"
"I feel for him"
"Having to deal with someone who is unreliable and unpredictable as President Donald Trump"
"I feel for him"
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So good to see the UK and France working so closely together again
As it should be
🇬🇧🇫🇷
As it should be
🇬🇧🇫🇷
March 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So good to see the UK and France working so closely together again
As it should be
🇬🇧🇫🇷
As it should be
🇬🇧🇫🇷