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do not ask me how i’m doing unless the guardians or ohio state won today
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I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i am so sorry to brawl of the wild for missing previous iterations. this is the greatest game ever. why is there a kid named taco.
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Headed to a team meeting at 9am on a Sunday morning to learn about the future career decision of an attention-seeking whiz kid who might be able to bring about salvation. It’s called church.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Diego Pavia should get some sort of Heisman trophy lifetime achievement award
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I strongly believe that the Ohio State-Michigan broadcast should not even acknowledge the existence of California. This is a sacred time for us, the Casserole People
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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time to relax with Ohio State/Michigan
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i use the wednesday @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as divination for how the rest of my week is going to go…. i don’t know what today’s episode means for my workday but im scared to find out
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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.337 puts them in Elite Company
October 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is Baseball Le Mans.
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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IOWA THICC PICK SIX

WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Talk to your children about undefeated Indiana
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW
I will not be directing anyone’s attention towards the score of the Northwestern game, it’s too early
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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smoked some of that James Danklin and got their mind right
It’s so funny that UCLA seems to be a perfectly fine football team now
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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USF-north texas tonight is gonna be the gasoline
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Longtime Vanderbilt Commodores fan
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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starting to suspect Diego Pavia may be a necromancer
October 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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what if penn state just leaves him in la to coach ucla
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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*screaming F1 noises*
September 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM