triops99.bsky.social
@triops99.bsky.social
It is happening again.....

Hopefully this time we can keep this space what it should be.

Fully retired but avoiding turning into Gammon, politically aware, socially variable and personally suspect. Riding the wave with Forest for another season :)
From now on, this will be my mantra to life....

"Dogs!

Put down the Queen’s tail!

Antique, real jump,

Ridiculous.

Join their laughter.

The brothers are legal now. "
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why is it that when you get new food shopping in, you want to eat everything there and then - and in 2 days time, you are looking and thinking WTF did I get THAT for....?
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Can somebody please invent a Farage Filter that applies to all radio, TV, and social media? Anything so I dont have to see or hear that racist twat ever again.

Hes right on one thing - I do feel like a stranger in my own country....but only for as long as he is still breathing.....
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Suggestions for the new Corbyn/Sultana left party - "FucktheBillionaires" or ""EattheRich".....
July 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Anybody know what the summer equivalent of hibernating is called?
June 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
June 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Always thought it was the company directors who live in cul-de-sacs who were the dangerous ones.....
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Today the TV is full of stuff celebrating small boats crossing the Channel. Funny that....I thought we were against small boats crossing the channel aren't we?
May 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Netflix series "Adolescence" was a fairly well made and thoughtful approach to a challenging subject.

Whatever the content may be, Channel 5 calling its programme tonight "The Real Adolescence: Our Killer Kids"....isn't......
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Twenty years ago today, I'd have been getting pretty bloody excited around now about a certain gig that night at the Royal Festival Hall - the (somewhat unbelievable) return to the stage - after 29 years - of Van der Graaf Generator! An amazing show... (pic by Ed Clarke)
May 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So...Reform have won in Kent. Yet there are still potholes. Must be too busy sinking boats in the Channel..
May 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Before the next elections here, please please please can Trump start talking about making UK an American State??
May 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm confused by the decisions by sports bodies about sex and gender in their games. They say you have to be a biologically born female to play in a female designated team or vice versa.

But what about rowing? The Boat Race often has a male team with a female in it. Is that OK because she has a Cox?
May 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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A gif of Macron's amazing handshake with Zelenskyy

While in a stylish way avoiding shaking Trump's hands
April 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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The Pope living just long enough to have JD Vance visit the Vatican so his Secretary of State could tell Vance to his face that he doesn’t understand Catholicism is a level of hating I could only aspire to in my wildest dreams.
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Pope Francis has died 1 day after being assessed as fit to return to work.
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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I think given when he’s died, we should give it three days and then check again, just to be on the safe side.
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Liz Truss: 'i killed the Queen'

JD Vance: 'hold my lettuce'
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Dear American socials

British socials did EVERY Pope/JD Vance joke you are planning to do when the Queen died two days after seeing Liz Truss*.

So, don't even.

Thanks

*I realise you may not know that Liz Truss was briefly UK Prime Minister.
April 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So the Pope dies immediately after meeting with JD Vance? Surely there's a message here...?
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Was just thinking Trump is maybe doing his tariffs thing just to give politics students something to study in 40 years. Then it struck me, I did my dissertation on the New Deal - about 45 years earlier. If I was doing it now, Id be talking about Reaganomics at the same time distance! Agrrgghh age!!!
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
March 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That last one was a hell of a game!
March 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM