Tucker Marolf
@tuckermarolf.bsky.social
Founder and CEO of HorseTalk.gov. Also a motion picture editor- Shatter Belt! The Tick! Cloak and Dagger! Future Man! SWAT! Sleepwalker in theaters 1/9/2026!
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs
NIN - Closer freaked me out (complimentary) in my formative years. Dunno if it is my favorite but it definitely was the first to come to mind.
NIN - Closer freaked me out (complimentary) in my formative years. Dunno if it is my favorite but it definitely was the first to come to mind.
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs
NIN - Closer freaked me out (complimentary) in my formative years. Dunno if it is my favorite but it definitely was the first to come to mind.
NIN - Closer freaked me out (complimentary) in my formative years. Dunno if it is my favorite but it definitely was the first to come to mind.
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it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!
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HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
Getting the hottest new game of the season
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Getting the hottest new game of the season
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this heralds the Time of Comeuppance, when grifters who have been hauling in cash pretending to be qualified for their jobs start getting their asses handed to them, shown to them, fed to them
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
this heralds the Time of Comeuppance, when grifters who have been hauling in cash pretending to be qualified for their jobs start getting their asses handed to them, shown to them, fed to them
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if you haven't bought your family presents yet, consider doing that idiot. also listen to the outfit
NOW: a special HOLIDAY EPISODE of THE OUTFIT. Chicago, Christmas 1977-A ragtag crew of burglars & safecrackers heist a mob-protected jeweler, don't like the consequences...and play Santa in the home of godfather TONY ACCARDO. AND GET ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST. BAD IDEA. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Tony Accardo: The Chicago Godfather's Bloody Christmas
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 12/18/2025 · 1h 10m
podcasts.apple.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
if you haven't bought your family presents yet, consider doing that idiot. also listen to the outfit
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"Hey! You made it to the holiday party! And you remembered we were doing ugly sweaters!"
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"Hey! You made it to the holiday party! And you remembered we were doing ugly sweaters!"
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
Me: [the most hurt I have ever been in my life] Y-yes.
Josh is hands down the best. Candidate for sainthood imo
better wake up early if u want to contradict me on AD&D horseshit
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Josh is hands down the best. Candidate for sainthood imo
This is such an insane thing to do instead of leaving it in the hands of post production and the showrunner. This certainly cost more money and was a complete waste of time. The only reason I can think to try this is as a proof of concept to not use editors at all.
After fans noticed it made significant errors in the details it was displaying, Amazon pulled its AI-powered Fallout Season 1 recap. https://bit.ly/3MLyreN
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is such an insane thing to do instead of leaving it in the hands of post production and the showrunner. This certainly cost more money and was a complete waste of time. The only reason I can think to try this is as a proof of concept to not use editors at all.
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I need the biggest metaphor you’ve got . . . No, that’s too big
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I need the biggest metaphor you’ve got . . . No, that’s too big
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is this tiny gesture so funny
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Not easy to get to sleep tonight - have burnt the bridge of whatever career I had left and really don’t feel that my opinions are so extreme that that should have been necessary
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not easy to get to sleep tonight - have burnt the bridge of whatever career I had left and really don’t feel that my opinions are so extreme that that should have been necessary
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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